Christmas Time Funny Quotes
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Christmas Time Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
— Bill Engvall
Time is a watchful adversary, who waits enduringly for that merciless hour, hurrying to work the hands of separation.
— Kelly Vang
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
— Bill Watterson
Sometimes things don't always go the way we want this side of Heaven
— Adriana Trigiani
I think, given who the IBM target company is, I feel our purpose is to be essential to our clients.
— Ginni Rometty
The best lesson my mom taught me was how to be scrappy.
— George Clooney
Youth is not an excuse for insanity.
— Chris Colfer
Books are carnival rides for your imagination.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
It's funny to think that Christmas - a time known for its joyful togetherness - can be the loneliest time of the year for some.
— Giovanna Fletcher
The Product Backlog will not motivate your team. You need to paint the picture of why they should be motivated. You
— Greg Cohen
He picked up a pebble and threw it onto the solid lake where it bounded and rebounded on the surface of the ice.
— Alexia Praks
If you can't win, make the one ahead of you break the record.
— John McKeithen
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield