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Hunger is healthy and the pictures do look better when you are hungry
— Ernest Hemingway,
Be stoic when necessary and write-you have seen a lot, felt deeply, and your problems are universal enough to be made meaningful-WRITE.
— Sylvia Plath
Appeal with respect to elderly people as you would to the members of your own family.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Fortunately poorer countries, such as China, are showing leadership and beginning to demonstrate to the world how to invest in low-carbon growth.
— Nicholas Stern
Here's to a well-lived childhood . . . . Here's to Growing up Alaska.
— Niki Breeser Tschirgi
Jesus Christ is God's everything for man's total need.
— Richard Halverson
I like characters with flaws, who have shadow.
— Matt Bomer
I will do my best to dodge tonight's depression
Hide in sleep
Damage myself in dreams
Wake up older, slightly more used. — Henry Rollins
Hide in sleep
Damage myself in dreams
Wake up older, slightly more used. — Henry Rollins
But what if all the tranquility, all the comfort, all the contentment were now to come to a horrifying end?
— Franz Kafka
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
— Marc Maron
The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake.
— Mel Smith
If it is going to be, then it is up to me.
— Gerry Neale
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
— Dale Carnegie