Christmas Funny Jokes Quotes

Hunger is healthy and the pictures do look better when you are hungry — Ernest Hemingway,

Be stoic when necessary and write-you have seen a lot, felt deeply, and your problems are universal enough to be made meaningful-WRITE. — Sylvia Plath

Appeal with respect to elderly people as you would to the members of your own family. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Fortunately poorer countries, such as China, are showing leadership and beginning to demonstrate to the world how to invest in low-carbon growth. — Nicholas Stern

She was only eighteen."
"Old enough to vote, fuck, and know better, — Rachel Caine

Here's to a well-lived childhood . . . . Here's to Growing up Alaska. — Niki Breeser Tschirgi

Jesus Christ is God's everything for man's total need. — Richard Halverson

I like characters with flaws, who have shadow. — Matt Bomer

I will do my best to dodge tonight's depression
Hide in sleep
Damage myself in dreams
Wake up older, slightly more used. — Henry Rollins

But what if all the tranquility, all the comfort, all the contentment were now to come to a horrifying end? — Franz Kafka

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

If it is going to be, then it is up to me. — Gerry Neale

The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. — Dale Carnegie

Into every soul, however purged and fenced, evil appears to have as much freedom of entrance as God Himself. — George A. Smith