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Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel! — Christine Zolendz

This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together. — Christine Zolendz

Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me? — Christine Zolendz

You want to be my first, Shane?"
"No baby, I'm going to be your last — Christine Zolendz

In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you. — Christine Zolendz

Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous. — Christine Zolendz

I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again. — Christine Zolendz

I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us — Christine Zolendz

There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you. — Christine Zolendz

It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie. — Christine Zolendz

You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now. — Christine Zolendz

You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down. — Christine Zolendz

This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae. — Christine Zolendz

Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head? — Christine Zolendz

Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole. — Christine Zolendz

I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there — Christine Zolendz

You, Grace, you're my heaven. — Christine Zolendz

The punishment I was given was this existence. — Christine Zolendz

Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions. — Christine Zolendz

A smile like that can give a man hope — Christine Zolendz

Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless. — Christine Zolendz

I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly — Christine Zolendz

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle — Christine Zolendz

Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. — Christine Zolendz

I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings. — Christine Zolendz

This bitch was giving me writer's block."
-Kade — Christine Zolendz

You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me. — Christine Zolendz

Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane — Christine Zolendz

I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack. — Christine Zolendz

Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later. — Christine Zolendz

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ? — Christine Zolendz

It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one, — Christine Zolendz

Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis. — Christine Zolendz

Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul. — Christine Zolendz

Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them. — Christine Zolendz

No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you. — Christine Zolendz

I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut — Christine Zolendz

Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea. — Christine Zolendz

There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together. — Christine Zolendz

Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches. — Christine Zolendz

Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long — Christine Zolendz

The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ... — Christine Zolendz

... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass. — Christine Zolendz

Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens. — Christine Zolendz

Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here — Christine Zolendz

It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me. — Christine Zolendz

Mine," Shane said. "Move away."
HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton. — Christine Zolendz

Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me. — Christine Zolendz

All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos. — Christine Zolendz