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Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: A comedian has to live in his head.

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Black people dominate sports in the United States.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an

Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I'll go with the guy with one house.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a

I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Adrian Tomine: I used to live in Chris Rock's former

I used to live in Chris Rock's former apartment. I've got some junk mail for him if he wants it. — Adrian Tomine

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: When you're white, the sky's the limit. When

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Right now, my job is that I'm like

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Everything's funny - in the right context and

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Robert Mankoff: The most offensive thing that ever occurred in

The most offensive thing that ever occurred in 'The New Yorker' would be, like, the mildest thing at a Chris Rock concert. — Robert Mankoff

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Squire: I like working with modern sounds in the

I like working with modern sounds in the studio as much as I'm happy to work with a basic rock n' roll format. — Chris Squire

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Martin: When I'm 40, too old to be a

When I'm 40, too old to be a rock star, I plan to go back to college to study classical music. — Chris Martin

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You can't think the thoughts you want to

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Kid Rock: Chris Rock is a good friend of mine,

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical. — Kid Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I'm never proper or careful, but I never

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze

I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I like the tradition of the Oscars. I

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Hannibal Buress: People like to compare something to something that

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. — Hannibal Buress

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: The government doesn't want you to use YOUR

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I love being famous. It's almost like being

I love being famous. It's almost like being white. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I've seen women who don't have great relationships

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Men lie the most. Men lie all the

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You cannot win in a fight against women,

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You won't be able to take your eyes

You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Jericho: When I was a kid, I wanted to

When I was a kid, I wanted to be either a rock star or a wrestler. — Chris Jericho

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Doing something really profound and personal is bigger

Doing something really profound and personal is bigger than a fad.
It's not some passing fancy.
It's always number one. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Before I was a comedian, I thought the

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager. Boy, was I wrong. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I can't cook, but I have a nice

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus ... and I can plate and set the table. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: For the most part, comedy is the only

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: God bless America, and no place else.

God bless America, and no place else. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: After I left high school and got my

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Now that I have children, I realize taking

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Gay people got a right to be as

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Matthews: I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill

I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton. It's hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him. — Chris Matthews

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I live way below my means.

I live way below my means. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Comedians are the one who have to tell

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If you're the president you only have two

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: America is the greatest country in the whole

America is the greatest country in the whole world. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Anyone who makes up their mind about an

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: People are the same wherever you go. And

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If you told me two years I would

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!' — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: The only plan I have is to not

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I can't even put gas in my plane!

I can't even put gas in my plane! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Only dumb people try to impress smart people.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: A white boy that makes C's in college

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Movies have takes. But plays are like life

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Men are as faithful as their options.

Men are as faithful as their options. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Jericho: A live performance is the same no matter

A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing. — Chris Jericho

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I was bused to a school in Gerritsen

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: The U.S government hates rap music

The U.S government hates rap music — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You only know that you're smart because you're

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Black movies don't have real names, they have

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Sharma: The rock still has something to teach me.

The rock still has something to teach me. — Chris Sharma

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Most people don't realize this, but you can

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If you properly clean a room, it gets

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Being with my kids is the best, most

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: When you meet somebody for the first time,

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them, you're meeting their representative. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If I find a comedy club where no

If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I

Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Willie Geist: Chris Rock is a very funny man.

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

Chris Rock Quotes By Kevin Hart: At the end of the day, I want

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Stein: CS: I always say there's a tribal element

CS: I always say there's a tribal element in a rock concert. There's a real back-and-forth thing that goes on between the audience and the performers. — Chris Stein

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You don't pay taxes; they take them from

You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If you can keep your son off the

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You can never make a woman happy, it's

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I think anybody in front of a crowd

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Charlie Brown is the one person I identify

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon.

Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I literally don't know what I'm going to

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Community college is like a disco with books:

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: You know the world is messed up when

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: The Democrats should have an empty chair on

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: By the time I was 7 or 8,

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Mel Brooks: I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous. — Mel Brooks

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: If you're a black Christian, you have a

If you're a black Christian, you have a real short memory. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: When you've been on a ghetto diet your

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: Is America ready for a black president? Well,

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded? — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: I live in a neighborhood so bad that

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Quotes By Chris Rock: My mother is the kind of woman you

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock