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Lorraine, bless her pea-pickin' heart, was carrying a huge, triple-layer, chocolate cake. — Amy Harmon

Very few problems cannot be solved by either coffee, wine or chocolate. — Evelynn Crowe

What with books and chocolate, there's not much else you could have in it, is there? — Dodie Smith

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. — Denis Leary

I realize how close my face is to his back. I can smell him, and fuck, he smells like man dipped in chocolate, covered with fuckable sprinkles. — Bella Jewel

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. — Nanci Rathbun

The girls pick snouts from the pack as though they're chocolates and it matters which they select. — Howard Jacobson

If chocolate is the answer ... the question is irrelevant.
unknown — Kim Knott

Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world? — Kimberly Pauley

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum. — Fran Lebowitz

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley

What would you like? (Maggie)
I don't care. I'll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If kept dry, a chocolate with a high cacao content, I've discovered, rarely spoils. — Bill Buford

Lucern was worth giving up chocolate. Dark chocolate, white chocolate, milk chocolate - she would happily give it all up for him. — Lynsay Sands

How dreadful ... to be caught up in a game and have no idea of the rules. — Caroline Stevermer

Life is like a jigsaw puzzle; Not a "Box of chocolate" You have to put the pieces together to get the 'real' picture. — Andrea L'Artiste

Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life. — Lois Greiman

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. — Larry David

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. — Gaylord Perry

Reading is a staple of life, like bread or water. Or chocolate. — Rett MacPherson

We're now able to 3D print in 200 different materials, from titanium to rubber, plastic, glass, ceramic, leathers, and even chocolate. — Peter Diamandis

I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center. — Deb Caletti

Because you can be upset while you're eating chocolate Santas. But it's much, much, much more difficult. — Fredrik Backman

That if you never get your hopes up," she said, taking a sip of hot chocolate, "you'll never be disappointed." "Ouch, — Susan Wiggs

Do girls on periods like chocolate?" Winona asks.
"Period or no period - girls like fucking chocolate. — Krista Ritchie

I remember being very young and going to AA meetings with my father in Brooklyn. I thought it was fun because they served hot chocolate and cookies. — Rochelle Aytes

Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate - and then eat just one of the pieces. — Jill Shalvis

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can't possibly get it all done,
so I'm not going to start. — Chocolate Waters

He liked radical politics and had a fondness for chocolate. — Laura Kinsale

[I enjoy] working with yeast, tempering chocolate and figuring out why an end product is successful or not. — Sean Sasser

My porch feels as safe as a chocolate doughnut on an ant hill. — Daniel H. Wilson

Definitely offer up some chocolate. That shit is like a cure all. — Monica Murphy

Your eyes look like chocolate," I mumbled.
He smiled. "And yours look like the morning sky. — Kiera Cass

I know all about you. You're the people waiting on the shoreline with the warm towels and the hot chocolate after the woman swims the English Channel. — Gwen Moore

With all the sweetness of a chocolate-coated razor-blade. — Kerry Greenwood

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. — Marja McGraw

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. — Mary McCormack

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day. — James Howell

When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern. — Adrianne Marcus

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. — Cherise Sinclair

I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits — Kate Winslet

If I'm upset, hold me and tell me how beautiful I am.
If I growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate.
- BEST. ADVICE. EVER. — Darynda Jones

I'm addicted to chocolate. I used to snort cocoa. — Marilyn

A recent study showed that when women crave food, they desire chocolate, but when men crave food, they desire women. — Dan Van Oss

Your needs will get you killed." "Death by chocolate? What a way to go. — Anonymous

She licked her lips. "What is that called?"
Sex. He stopped himself just in time. "Chocolate. — Kerrelyn Sparks

Making chocolate is a way of life, not a profession, — Jacques Torres

(Chocolate must be savored, not rushed.) — Rick Riordan

You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house. — Keryl Raist

The only time I sat up from lying down was to get out of bed.
Or get some chocolate.
Or a book. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

laughter is the best medicine in life, chocolate is the substitute! — C.L. Bennett

He said, I like girls from broken homes who are crazy about chocolate and who love the rain. I've been waiting for a girl like that for a long time. — Mian Mian

This was like discovering your vanilla cupcake had a chocolate fudge center. — Genevieve Dewey

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. — Lora Brody

Life is not like a box of chocolates, because unlike life, chocolate is good. — Ayah

I have a very addictive personality, so I'm even careful about wanting more of anything than I need - even chocolate. — Dave Gahan

Who needs men when they can have chocolate?
Who needs sex when they can have chocolate, come to that — Trisha Ashley

He's like chocolate and Nutella. The boy's addictive. — Jo Raven

Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried. — Sarah McLachlan

When you're on book tours, you definitely need chocolate. At all times. — Lisa Gardner

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original? — Christopher Michael Cillizza

As I did, there, in perfect condition, to be admired by five sets of wondering eyes, was an enormous, glistening, moist, chocolate cake. — Brother Andrew

All you need is love,
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

There's something to be said for small victories when they're made out of chocolate. — Tessa Bailey

What do you mean? How does he look at me?
I don't know. It's like you're a chocolate ice- cream and he doesn't have a spoon. — Catherine Anderson

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. — Bill Watterson

Whether it's chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better. — Pseudonymous Bosch

My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties. — Twiggy

I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate. — Eva Herzigova

Two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy. — Roseanne Barr

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating. — Ali Landry

I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes

Why is it men think beating on each other fixes anything?'
'Why do women think eating chocolate does? It's the nature of the beast. — Nora Roberts

Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Chocolate is maybe my only vice. In particular, Godiva's champagne truffles. Or Dean & Deluca vanilla cupcakes. Just thinking about them - oh my gosh! — Shilpa Shetty

My pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams. — Gunter Grass

Dad: Did you like the Kinder Egg I gave you yesterday? Son: The chocolate was very good, but the shell was a bit hard. *** — Various

If you start a chocolate company, you can't compete with Cadbury in the first ten years because they are a big company. — Tamim Iqbal

If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself. Seriously, we're all interested in ourselves and what other people are saying about us to some extent. — Max Beesley

Get a good book, get few bottles of water or few cups of tea/coffee or Chocolate milk and start reading. — Deyth Banger

I believe there is not any big difference between any consumer business, whether it's a bank or insurance or vodka or chocolate, whatever it is. — Roustam Tariko

For Harley, reading was the equivalent of chocolate, sleep, and morphine all rolled into one. Like all cats, she was quite the hedonist. — Suzanne Wright

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

One of life's little mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds. M — Jill Shalvis

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. — Caroline Rhea

Come to the Dark Side.
We have chocolate. — Cheyenne McCray

Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits.
-David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme- — Lora Leigh

I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik

Did you know that chocolate had special chemicals in it to make you feel happy?"
"I don't need an excuse for chocolate. — Joss Stirling

I'm gluten free, but that still allows me some chocolate! — Erin Heatherton

Caution: Poems are sweeter than chocolates. — Vikrmn

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate. — Ashleigh Brilliant

levitation by means of chocolate — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Actually, it would be assumed that the young lady had no such impulses at all, but I'll tell you something: Chocolate melts on my tongue too. — Franny Billingsley

If I could have a quart of Haagan Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle administered to my veins via IV, I swear I would do it. — Leah Marie Brown

I'm not into fad diets; I'm not into depriving. I like fast food, and I like chocolate. — Alyssa Sutherland

Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie. — Tori Amos