Chinese Noodle Quotes

You look like a human being, but you don't have a mind of your own. — Ray Davies

Death is promised. So what do you do with your life? How do you make the most of it? How do you make your voice the loudest? — Kanye West

I have since come to know that many men always see another's good fortune as a slight to themsleves. — Robin Hobb

I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called. — Joe Arpaio

By measuring individual human worth, the novelist reveals the full enormity of the State — Ian McEwan

I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number. — Amit Kalantri

I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we? — Dawn French

It wasn't a very Christian thing to do, that's all. — Chris Crutcher

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income. — William Feather

The great source of pleasure is variety. — Samuel Johnson

It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad. — Susan Juby

I left myself out of humanity by focusing on differences. This isolation only strengthened Ed (17) — Jenni Schaefer