Chimney Quotes: top 42 famous quotes about Chimney

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Where you thinke there is bacon, there is no Chimney. — George Herbert

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. — Steve Martin

An earth hard as iron lay locked beneath a sky whose mottled clouds spit snow like ashes sucked up a chimney and then dispersed with the smoke. — John Updike

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole

What good is truth, at midnight, in the dark, when the wind is roaring like a bear in the chimney? — Diane Setterfield

Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company. — Albert Einstein

Through the station went a goods train, spitting sparks from its chimney. Viktoria stood at the window and combed those sparks out of her hair. — Bohumil Hrabal

Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It is one thing to deceive a king, and quite another to hide from the cricket in the rushes and the little bird in the chimney. — George R R Martin

The Easter Bunny could have come down the chimney armed with machine guns and opened fire on the house, and everyone would have been less surprised. — Kelly Oram

Accurately recalling an entire day of fishing is like trying to push smoke back down a chimney, so you settle on these specific moments. — John Gierach

You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?
-Dr. Jack Francisco — Jane Seville

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine

You can't build a chimney from the top, you know. — Marian Anderson

What is red, white and black all over and says "Ho! Ho!"? Santa Claus after he has came down the chimney. — Beverly Adams

In civilised society law is the chimney through which all that smoke discharges itself that used to circulate through the whole house, — Walter Scott

Smell and taste are in fact but a single composite sense, whose laboratory is the mouth and its chimney the nose. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

With a tale, forsooth, he cometh unto you; with a tale which holdeth children from play, and old men from the chimney corner. — Philip Sidney

The falling away of things we carry around with us, twilight and chimney smoke. — Don DeLillo

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney. — Mickey Spillane

Writing was a chimney for my blazing ambitions. — Storm Jameson

Silkes and Satins put out the fire in the chimney. — George Herbert

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. — Clement Clarke Moore

I'm stuck in the fucking chimney." She — J.R. Ward

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies. — Kyle Dunnigan

A legal broom's a moral chimney-sweeper, And that's the reason he himself's so dirty — Lord Byron

Two bones fell down my chimney and into the bedroom this morning. Hysterical thing to happen to a thriller writer. Murderous ravens perhaps? — Tobsha Learner

Swept yer chimney!" D howled. "Aw shit, that is fuckin' rich! — Jane Seville

No amount of rationalisation, reform, or Freudian analysis can quite annul the thrill of the chimney-corner whisper or the lonely wood. — H.P. Lovecraft

Check your pockets, my chimney-child. — Catherynne M Valente

Stud," D repeated, growly and low. Jack snorted. "You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night? — Jane Seville

Smoke rose straight up from the chimney, as if the house raised its hand. As if the house knew the answer. — Sere Prince Halverson

If a man will kick a fact out of the window, when he comes back he finds it again in the chimney corner. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. — Kevin Keegan

From the tangle of chimney-pots scarcely a wisp of smoke came, — H.P. Lovecraft

There is only one way out--up the chimney. — William Styron

I work in my attic, and the view is next door's chimney stack. — Malorie Blackman

But my absolute favorite was when you said I was the Santa Claus Magic Mike, and I could bring my presents down your chimney all year round." I — Tijan

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne

There's no way the new chimney will fall down, Lu. Not with you in charge. It wouldn't dare. — Angie Sage

Praise
the invisible sun burning beyond
the white cold sky, giving us
light and the chimney's shadow. — Denise Levertov

He threw a fireball at me. I threw a chimney stack at him - that's the London way. — Ben Aaronovitch