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Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard". — Russell Brand

Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team! — Pittacus Lore

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

I like it when stories are left open. — Alan Rickman

How could all this happen when there was an ocean? — Jim Harrison

What a miracle, that all we have to do to be beautifully loving creatures is just relax and allow. — Jay Michaelson

I love doing voiceover work. — Dakota Goyo

I swim every other day. That's my exercise. — Andrew Tan

Little startups are ridiculously overfunded. — Sean Parker

The game of life is good, though all of life may be hurt, and though all lives lose the game in the end. — Jack London

You are a beautiful, intelligent woman with a boyfriend who adores you. You have nothing to fear ever - Kellan Kyle — S.C. Stephens

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? — Russell Brand

Fund consultants like to require style boxes such as "long-short," "macro," "international equities." At Berkshire our only style box is "smart." — Warren Buffett

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. — Russell Brand

I'm not a light-hearted person, so I can't think light-hearted at work. — Eric Bogosian

I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too. — John Duover

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

Friends are a wonderful thing. They won't make you feel like a nothing. — Justine Hail

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. — Russell Brand

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks

I end not far from my going forth
By picking the faded blue
Of the last remaining aster flower
To carry again to you. — Robert Frost

[S]isters could do a great deal for their brothers, if they would. — Isabella MacDonald Alden