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Chicken Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: If you are despised, then know that this

If you are despised, then know that this makes you God's candidate to defeat the strong people of this world and put the wise to shame. — Sunday Adelaja

Chicken Funny Quotes By John Calvin: Faith is tossed about by various doubts, so

Faith is tossed about by various doubts, so that the minds of the godly are rarely at peace. — John Calvin

Chicken Funny Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Chicken Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Chicken Funny Quotes By Barbara W. Tuchman: Of England's patrician class, the author writes: It

Of England's patrician class, the author writes: It was easy to be agreeable when everything was done to keep them in comfort and ease. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Chicken Funny Quotes By Adrian Edmondson: From the stage I've seen people of all

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Adrian Edmondson

Chicken Funny Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I did what any loving, loyal daughter would

I did what any loving, loyal daughter would have done who had been raised on a diet of Hercules movies. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

Chicken Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: You know you have ADD when Look A

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Chicken Funny Quotes By John Locke: It is of great use to the sailor

It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all the depths of the ocean. — John Locke

Chicken Funny Quotes By Ina May Gaskin: If you can't be a hero, you can

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin

Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

Chicken Funny Quotes By R.J. Rushdoony: The goal is the developed Kingdom of God,

The goal is the developed Kingdom of God, the New Jerusalem, a world order under God's law. — R.J. Rushdoony

Chicken Funny Quotes By Bob Inglis: Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. — Bob Inglis

Chicken Funny Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Chicken Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a chicken finger that was so

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg

Chicken Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I act as the tongue of you, ...

I act as the tongue of you,
... tied in your mouth ... in mine it begins to be loosened. — Walt Whitman

Chicken Funny Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

Chicken Funny Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Chicken Funny Quotes By Stephen King: When a good animal gets run down in

When a good animal gets run down in the road, a kid never forgets. — Stephen King

Chicken Funny Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed.

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves