Chicken Funny Quotes

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Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright
Chicken Funny Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
Chicken Funny Quotes By Stephen King: When a good animal gets run down in When a good animal gets run down in the road, a kid never forgets. — Stephen King
Chicken Funny Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis
Chicken Funny Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog
Chicken Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I act as the tongue of you, ... I act as the tongue of you,
... tied in your mouth ... in mine it begins to be loosened. — Walt Whitman
Chicken Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a chicken finger that was so I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg
Chicken Funny Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron
Chicken Funny Quotes By Bob Inglis: Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. — Bob Inglis
Chicken Funny Quotes By R.J. Rushdoony: The goal is the developed Kingdom of God, The goal is the developed Kingdom of God, the New Jerusalem, a world order under God's law. — R.J. Rushdoony
Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright
Chicken Funny Quotes By Ina May Gaskin: If you can't be a hero, you can If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin
Chicken Funny Quotes By John Locke: It is of great use to the sailor It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all the depths of the ocean. — John Locke
Chicken Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: You know you have ADD when Look A You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
Chicken Funny Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I did what any loving, loyal daughter would I did what any loving, loyal daughter would have done who had been raised on a diet of Hercules movies. — Jeffrey Eugenides