Chic Murray Quotes
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
— Chic Murray
My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
— Chic Murray
My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
— Chic Murray
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.
— Chic Murray
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
— Chic Murray
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
— Chic Murray
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
— Chic Murray
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
— Chic Murray
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
— Chic Murray
What determines your altitude in life is your attitude.
— Tavis Smiley
A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.
— Chic Murray
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
— Chic Murray
I pursue no intentions, no directions; I have no program, no style and no mission.
— Gerhard Richter
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
— Chic Murray
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
— Chic Murray
Wheresoever thou findest a high mountain or a lofty hill and a green tree, know that an idol is there!
— Akiva Ben Joseph
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
— Chic Murray