Chelsea Peretti Quotes
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Why are old maps always burnt?
— Chelsea Peretti
How many opportunities have passed you by because you weren't ready? We write our love story every day, every hour, every minute, and every second.
— Trevor Andrew Scott Jr.
I really want to interview Larry David.
— Chelsea Peretti
I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
— Chelsea Peretti
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion.
— Mother Teresa
I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community.
— Chelsea Peretti
Drowning men, it is said, cling to wisps of straw.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
— Chelsea Peretti
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.
— Chelsea Peretti
Experience is a form of paralysis.
— Erik Satie
I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
— Mike Tyson
A politician is like quicksilver: if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
— Austin O'Malley
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.
— Chelsea Peretti
There is no power outside of man. Man has created God out of fear. So the problem is fear and not God.
— U.G. Krishnamurti
Facing the difficulties, I can choose either to be a poor victim or a great adventurer.
— Paulo Coelho
Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?
— Chelsea Peretti
My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.
— Chelsea Peretti
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.
— Chelsea Peretti
