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Checked Out Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked.

I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me — Jennifer Crusie

Checked Out Quotes By Anthony Doerr: He checked the barometer he'd nailed to the

He checked the barometer he'd nailed to the family room wall: the pressure was rising. — Anthony Doerr

Checked Out Quotes By George Strait: I should have checked the price tag before

I should have checked the price tag before I gave them my last name. — George Strait

Checked Out Quotes By Lisa Scottoline: Moms never get out of the kid business.

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

Checked Out Quotes By Chris Morris: We've had it checked and it reads like

We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey — Chris Morris

Checked Out Quotes By George Burns: When I was in Vegas women were throwing

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out. — George Burns

Checked Out Quotes By Henry James: The news that Daisy Miller was surrounded by

The news that Daisy Miller was surrounded by half a dozen wonderful mustaches checked Winterbourne's impulse to go straightway to see her. — Henry James

Checked Out Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. — Janet Evanovich

Checked Out Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Finn did what he always did when confronted

Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman - he checked out her boobs. — Jennifer Estep

Checked Out Quotes By Jennifer Morrison: I have seven scars from having moles removed.

I have seven scars from having moles removed. One was a melanoma, six were precancerous. Get your moles checked! — Jennifer Morrison

Checked Out Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: We're too powerful, and too bored with immortality,

We're too powerful, and too bored with immortality, to be checked by anything else. — Sarah J. Maas

Checked Out Quotes By Mark Bradford: You either have to find a way to

You either have to find a way to be really creative materially, or you better have a trust fund. And, last I checked, I didn't have a trust fund. — Mark Bradford

Checked Out Quotes By Ayelet Waldman: The first inkling my husband had that I

The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog. — Ayelet Waldman

Checked Out Quotes By Terry Pratchett: They say that there can never be two

They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately? — Terry Pratchett

Checked Out Quotes By Jeff Bridges: If you're like me, I get hooked into

If you're like me, I get hooked into to-do lists, you know. I'll say I checked that off. Okay, I did that. And you have all these things you're doing. — Jeff Bridges

Checked Out Quotes By Stephen Colbert: I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

Checked Out Quotes By Carlos Condit: This is a sport where you get your

This is a sport where you get your ego checked on a regular basis, whether it's in the cage or it's at practice. — Carlos Condit

Checked Out Quotes By Zoe Perdita: It's a chore sometimes, isn't it? Wake up.

It's a chore sometimes, isn't it? Wake up. Prepare food. Eat. Every day is just something checked off the long 'to do' list until we die, — Zoe Perdita

Checked Out Quotes By Stuart MacBride: shook his head, sending his jowls wobbling. 'No

shook his head, sending his jowls wobbling. 'No chance.' He checked his watch. 'Show doesn't — Stuart MacBride

Checked Out Quotes By CM Punk: Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

Checked Out Quotes By Mark Andrew Poe: The Prince of the Air may rule the

The Prince of the Air may rule the world, but last I checked the Great Magician still owns the place. — Mark Andrew Poe

Checked Out Quotes By Warren Buffett: I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest

I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old. — Warren Buffett

Checked Out Quotes By Campbell Newman: What happened in Queensland is that people are

What happened in Queensland is that people are facing high unemployment relative to other states - 5.7 per cent when I last checked. — Campbell Newman

Checked Out Quotes By Kim Richardson: The last time I checked,I didn't have any

The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache? — Kim Richardson

Checked Out Quotes By Steve Berry: I checked," the 4th District representative said. "The

I checked," the 4th District representative said. "The count hasn't — Steve Berry

Checked Out Quotes By David Levithan: I checked my email.this is it this is

I checked my email.

this is it
this is what it feels like to be helpless. — David Levithan

Checked Out Quotes By Catherine Lacey: I walked toward the ocean, my brain somehow

I walked toward the ocean, my brain somehow calm and empty, sick of itself, taking a sick day. — Catherine Lacey

Checked Out Quotes By Robert J. Crane: Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out

Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. — Robert J. Crane

Checked Out Quotes By James Patterson: Who, last time I'd checked, was still on

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

Checked Out Quotes By Sue Grafton: Four. I checked the other side

Four. I checked the other side — Sue Grafton

Checked Out Quotes By Daniel Handler: I guess it's funny how life turns out?"

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. — Daniel Handler

Checked Out Quotes By Simon Cowell: I'm a great believer in getting checked out

I'm a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you're OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it. — Simon Cowell

Checked Out Quotes By Douglas Coupland: In my mind, I've always checked out in

In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75. — Douglas Coupland

Checked Out Quotes By Giuliana Rancic: I want to encourage everyone to be proactive

I want to encourage everyone to be proactive with their health and get checked out. — Giuliana Rancic

Checked Out Quotes By Nina Levine: Dwelling in the shit of life wasn't productive.

Dwelling in the shit of life wasn't productive. Either you checked out or you checked in.
This life isn't for the weak, — Nina Levine

Checked Out Quotes By Solange Nicole: It seems in this day and age, people

It seems in this day and age, people are banking on a Faith that has long since checked out. — Solange Nicole

Checked Out Quotes By Nora Ephron: Checked out the mirror to see if I

Checked out the mirror to see if I looked older, or sadder, or wiser. I didn't; I just looked tired. — Nora Ephron

Checked Out Quotes By Evan Goldberg: I got Twitter like two months ago, checked

I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested in following is Nick Stoller. — Evan Goldberg

Checked Out Quotes By Ben Bova: Lolling around libraries paging through books that haven't

Lolling around libraries paging through books that haven't been checked out since 1975 is one of my principal joys as a writer. — Ben Bova

Checked Out Quotes By Miguel Tejada: I've never given anybody steroids before. I've been

I've never given anybody steroids before. I've been checked out three times already, and I'm clean. I've been clean all my life. — Miguel Tejada

Checked Out Quotes By Ted Turner: If there is a God, he is not

If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out. — Ted Turner

Checked Out Quotes By Jarvis Cocker: Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head

Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked. — Jarvis Cocker

Checked Out Quotes By Liane Moriarty: She has that euphoric feeling you get at

She has that euphoric feeling you get at the airport after you've checked in your luggage. Nothing can stop your journey. — Liane Moriarty

Checked Out Quotes By Anonymous: I checked the burger. It had everything on

I checked the burger. It had everything on it but cheese. Just the way I liked it. — Anonymous

Checked Out Quotes By Solon: No more good must be attempted than the

No more good must be attempted than the nation can bear — Solon

Checked Out Quotes By Arsene Wenger: Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal? Last

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger

Checked Out Quotes By Sienna McQuillen: Of course you're not egotistical. I checked, and

Of course you're not egotistical.
I checked, and you look very humble in all 900 of the selfies you posted on facebook. — Sienna McQuillen

Checked Out Quotes By Robert Frost: But this we know, the obstacle that checkedAnd

But this we know, the obstacle that checked
And tripped the body, shot the spirit on
Further than target ever showed or shone. — Robert Frost

Checked Out Quotes By Mohamed Nasheed: We are trying to send our message to

We are trying to send our message to let the world know what is happening and what will happen to the Maldives if climate change isn't checked. — Mohamed Nasheed

Checked Out Quotes By Lee Child: I checked my appearance, to make sure I

I checked my appearance, to make sure I was fit for public consumption. — Lee Child

Checked Out Quotes By Ann Coulter: Science is something that you have facts. They

Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one. — Ann Coulter

Checked Out Quotes By Harlan Coben: He checked his watch. "One more drink," Win

He checked his watch. "One more drink," Win said. "And then I will go in the other room because - oh, you'll love this - Mee so horny." I — Harlan Coben

Checked Out Quotes By James Dashner: Jorge already did - checked the Berg tracking

Jorge already did - checked the Berg tracking system. They went to a city called Denver. — James Dashner

Checked Out Quotes By Alanis Morissette: Whether you're checked in or checked out, you're

Whether you're checked in or checked out, you're always on a spiritual journey. — Alanis Morissette

Checked Out Quotes By Stephen King: He checked in under the name Dee Dee

He checked in under the name Dee Dee Ramone and paid cash for his room. He — Stephen King

Checked Out Quotes By Leonardo Padura: He checked his parachute and launched himself into

He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.
Havana Red — Leonardo Padura

guy has checked out your profile but has — Kim Hess

Checked Out Quotes By Kresley Cole: What's your name?""What do you want it to

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole

Checked Out Quotes By Judah P. Benjamin: It is a revolution, and it can no

It is a revolution, and it can no more be checked by human effort ... than a prarie fire by a gardener's watering pot. — Judah P. Benjamin

Checked Out Quotes By Plum Sykes: You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for

You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish. — Plum Sykes

Checked Out Quotes By Dylan Callens: Mazda [Ahura] checked his phone and quickly received

Mazda [Ahura] checked his phone and quickly received the message, "Neat," he cracked a half smile, "I think I like Twitter. — Dylan Callens

Checked Out Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: The books I'd checked out of the library

The books I'd checked out of the library earlier in the week were still stacked on my bureau, whispering my name and begging to be read. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Checked Out Quotes By Diane Guerrero: No one checked to see if I had

No one checked to see if I had a place to live or food to eat, and at 14, I found myself basically on my own. — Diane Guerrero

Checked Out Quotes By Steve Shaw: Last time I checked, lifting theory has a

Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw

Checked Out Quotes By Chila Woychik: Today I fed him right off the bat,

Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice. — Chila Woychik

Checked Out Quotes By Gail Devers: I have to be cautious, have my thyroid

I have to be cautious, have my thyroid levels checked, and as long as I do that, I'm fine. — Gail Devers

Checked Out Quotes By Neil Tennant: I didn't want to wear a checked shirt

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. — Neil Tennant

Checked Out Quotes By Bill Hicks: I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it.

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks

Checked Out Quotes By Richard Jefferies: The impression left after watching the motions of

The impression left after watching the motions of birds is that of extreme mobility - a life of perpetual impulse checked only by fear. — Richard Jefferies

Checked Out Quotes By Louis Borgenicht: baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be

baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be manually checked by inserting — Louis Borgenicht