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I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me — Jennifer Crusie

He checked the barometer he'd nailed to the family room wall: the pressure was rising. — Anthony Doerr

I should have checked the price tag before I gave them my last name. — George Strait

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey — Chris Morris

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out. — George Burns

The news that Daisy Miller was surrounded by half a dozen wonderful mustaches checked Winterbourne's impulse to go straightway to see her. — Henry James

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. — Janet Evanovich

Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman - he checked out her boobs. — Jennifer Estep

I have seven scars from having moles removed. One was a melanoma, six were precancerous. Get your moles checked! — Jennifer Morrison

We're too powerful, and too bored with immortality, to be checked by anything else. — Sarah J. Maas

You either have to find a way to be really creative materially, or you better have a trust fund. And, last I checked, I didn't have a trust fund. — Mark Bradford

The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog. — Ayelet Waldman

They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately? — Terry Pratchett

If you're like me, I get hooked into to-do lists, you know. I'll say I checked that off. Okay, I did that. And you have all these things you're doing. — Jeff Bridges

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

This is a sport where you get your ego checked on a regular basis, whether it's in the cage or it's at practice. — Carlos Condit

It's a chore sometimes, isn't it? Wake up. Prepare food. Eat. Every day is just something checked off the long 'to do' list until we die, — Zoe Perdita

shook his head, sending his jowls wobbling. 'No chance.' He checked his watch. 'Show doesn't — Stuart MacBride

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

The Prince of the Air may rule the world, but last I checked the Great Magician still owns the place. — Mark Andrew Poe

I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old. — Warren Buffett

What happened in Queensland is that people are facing high unemployment relative to other states - 5.7 per cent when I last checked. — Campbell Newman

The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache? — Kim Richardson

I checked," the 4th District representative said. "The count hasn't — Steve Berry

I checked my email.

this is it
this is what it feels like to be helpless. — David Levithan

I walked toward the ocean, my brain somehow calm and empty, sick of itself, taking a sick day. — Catherine Lacey

Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. — Robert J. Crane

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

Four. I checked the other side — Sue Grafton

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. — Daniel Handler

I'm a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you're OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it. — Simon Cowell

In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75. — Douglas Coupland

I want to encourage everyone to be proactive with their health and get checked out. — Giuliana Rancic

Dwelling in the shit of life wasn't productive. Either you checked out or you checked in.
This life isn't for the weak, — Nina Levine

It seems in this day and age, people are banking on a Faith that has long since checked out. — Solange Nicole

Checked out the mirror to see if I looked older, or sadder, or wiser. I didn't; I just looked tired. — Nora Ephron

I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested in following is Nick Stoller. — Evan Goldberg

Lolling around libraries paging through books that haven't been checked out since 1975 is one of my principal joys as a writer. — Ben Bova

I've never given anybody steroids before. I've been checked out three times already, and I'm clean. I've been clean all my life. — Miguel Tejada

If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out. — Ted Turner

Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked. — Jarvis Cocker

She has that euphoric feeling you get at the airport after you've checked in your luggage. Nothing can stop your journey. — Liane Moriarty

I checked the burger. It had everything on it but cheese. Just the way I liked it. — Anonymous

No more good must be attempted than the nation can bear — Solon

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger

Of course you're not egotistical.
I checked, and you look very humble in all 900 of the selfies you posted on facebook. — Sienna McQuillen

But this we know, the obstacle that checked
And tripped the body, shot the spirit on
Further than target ever showed or shone. — Robert Frost

We are trying to send our message to let the world know what is happening and what will happen to the Maldives if climate change isn't checked. — Mohamed Nasheed

I checked my appearance, to make sure I was fit for public consumption. — Lee Child

Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one. — Ann Coulter

He checked his watch. "One more drink," Win said. "And then I will go in the other room because - oh, you'll love this - Mee so horny." I — Harlan Coben

Jorge already did - checked the Berg tracking system. They went to a city called Denver. — James Dashner

Whether you're checked in or checked out, you're always on a spiritual journey. — Alanis Morissette

He checked in under the name Dee Dee Ramone and paid cash for his room. He — Stephen King

He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.
Havana Red — Leonardo Padura

guy has checked out your profile but has — Kim Hess

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole

It is a revolution, and it can no more be checked by human effort ... than a prarie fire by a gardener's watering pot. — Judah P. Benjamin

You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish. — Plum Sykes

Mazda [Ahura] checked his phone and quickly received the message, "Neat," he cracked a half smile, "I think I like Twitter. — Dylan Callens

The books I'd checked out of the library earlier in the week were still stacked on my bureau, whispering my name and begging to be read. — Laurie Halse Anderson

No one checked to see if I had a place to live or food to eat, and at 14, I found myself basically on my own. — Diane Guerrero

Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw

Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice. — Chila Woychik

I have to be cautious, have my thyroid levels checked, and as long as I do that, I'm fine. — Gail Devers

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. — Neil Tennant

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks

The impression left after watching the motions of birds is that of extreme mobility - a life of perpetual impulse checked only by fear. — Richard Jefferies

baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be manually checked by inserting — Louis Borgenicht