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Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.
— David Letterman
What does it feel like to be latent?I don't know. What does it feel like to be so old that your birth certificate is in Roman numerals? — Suzanne Wrightt
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
— Conan O'Brien
Laws forbidding adoptees from accessing their original birth certificates are outdated and need to be changed today.
— DaShanne Stokes
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
— Jackie Vernon
A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it.
— Jenny Offill
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card.
— E.L. Doctorow
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
— Les Dawson
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
— Jennifer Dunn
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.
— Satchel Paige
Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.
— Peter Tosh
There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate.
— Michael Gough
No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.
— David Hockney
In a CafeI watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover. — Richard Brautigan
The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.
— Rickey Henderson
The internet is insecure by default. Netiquette and security certificates add a level of safety.
— David Chiles
Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.
— Peter D. Kramer
![Certificate Quotes By Charles Martin: A change in paperwork [birth certificate] can't erase](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/certificate-quotes-by-charles-martin-1414742.jpg "Certificate Quotes By Charles Martin: A change in paperwork [birth certificate] can't erase")
A change in paperwork [birth certificate] can't erase words stamped on the human heart.
— Charles Martin
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.
— Rush Limbaugh
Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.
— Anna Nicole Smith
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.
— Donald Trump
The essence of education is not to get a certificate or job but, to be a holistically developed person who can positively impact the society.
— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised.
— Mitt Romney
All of us are mad and then she adds,smiling, but I'm the only one with a certificate to prove it
— Alexandra Fuller
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
— Milton Berle
I've been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Every photograph is a certificate of presence.
— Roland Barthes
President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.
— David Letterman
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.
— Raul Labrador
Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved
— Juan Manuel Santos
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.
— David Letterman
I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'
— Vicky Hartzler
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or ... anything.
— Barack Obama
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
— Milton Berle
We do not need "No Objection Certificate" from anyone to be happy.
— Saurabh Sharma
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
— Bill Maher
Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
It was like someone in a suit walked up to me and gave me a certificate, which stated "Roxanne Giselle Logan, Your Life is Fucked".
— Kristen Ashley
There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.
— Barack Obama
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
— David Letterman
Gender data is important. If girls don't have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?
— Kathy Calvin
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
— Steven Wright
Obtaining a certificate in nursing assistant trains students to provide quality care to residents in nursing homes.
— Cassie Brode
Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
— George Lopez
God was long gone before Nietzsche made his death certificate into a slogan, but no onehas yet written the obituary of the Devil. — Thomas Ligotti
