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I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. (Steven Wright)

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Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Steven Wright Quotes: I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.