Cereal Box Quotes

Don't let the cereal eat you. It's only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it. — Kathleen Glasgow

How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal. — Chelsea Fine

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box. — Edie Brickell

I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning. — Judy Blume

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

I didn't come out of a cereal box. — Bob Dylan

I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. — Chris Van Allsburg

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box. — Terry Pratchett

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. — Jerry Seinfeld