Celery Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Celery

Celery Quotes & Sayings

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The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. — Aisha Tyler

I felt ridiculously self-conscious, like the stick of celery at a luxurious buffet. — Fran Macilvey

Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan. — Kristen Ashley

Bitch' is a stingless insult these days - it hurts like, I don't know, a celery-stabbing. — David Mitchell

My favorite way to cook a clam is in chowder. I was a New Yorker for 20 years, and I always loved tomato-based, celery-heavy Manhattan chowders. — Kate Christensen

I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. — Rico Rodriguez

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead

Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish. — Roz Chast

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard

My heart is broken
It is full of lettuce and celery
~ from "GACELA OF YOUNG LOVE SINGING",
SINGERS AND WINNERS by Lyndon Walker. — Lyndon James Walker

Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah. — Gitty Daneshvari

Saute onions in hot oil. When tender, mix in chicken, garlic and celery. Stir well. Add — N.T. Alcuaz

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! — Tom Althouse

Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. — Jamie Oliver

For my money, celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body, and we all need to start being much nicer to it. — Yotam Ottolenghi

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. — George Bernard Shaw

Celery leaves are an underused ingredient, most likely because supermarkets sell mostly leafless stalks. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson

I have always stuck up for Western medicine. You can chew all the celery you want, but without antibiotics, three quarters of us would not be here. — Hugh Laurie

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - while — Rysa Walker

Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw — Ogden Nash

I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery. — Aldous Huxley

If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for. — Skint Foodie

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. — Carol Alt

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. — Trinny Woodall

I love celery and people don't use it a lot. Celery and flavors in that family - it really brightens and is refreshing. — Todd English

and a Dr. Brown's celery soda. — Laura Lippman

Why was the boy surprised to find celery growing out of his ears? — Nicola Yoon

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

So I sat at the kitchen table chopping the "holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - — Rysa Walker

How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks. — Yotam Ottolenghi