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Carrots Quotes & Sayings

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Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots? — Sarra Manning

You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids. — Jess Lair

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy

Jenny and I were like peas and carrots. — Winston Groom

I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have three or four legs! They may look weird but they taste fantastic. — William Katt

The stealing began again with carrots, which apparently are the gateway vegetable, because soon it led to all manner of produce theft. — Jewel

I know the pleasure of pulling up root vegetables. They are solvable mysteries. — Novella Carpenter

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes."
"Then you have some fries. They're good for your ... I don't know. They're just good. — Sarah Ockler

Less frightening, but no less disgusting, is the Iranian taste for jam made out of carrots. — Paul Theroux

I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. — Rico Rodriguez

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake — Stan Collymore

I am a rune a carrot a little joke — Walter Wykes

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. — Mae West

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz

He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs! — Breehn Burns

Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns. — Ness Kingsley

I don't do carrots. — John Bolton

Lawful heart, did any one ever see such freckles? And hair as red as carrots! — L.M. Montgomery

I pledge no fudge of compromise', said Arthur Scargill, 'and no carrots of redundancy'. That would make a nice epitaph for him. 'He pledged no fudge'. — Tony Benn

The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature. — David Mitchell

Cows scream louder than carrots. — Alan Watts

I love a good miso soup: it's fermented. It really helps with the immune system. I'll add tofu, carrots and seaweed. — Tia Mowry

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. — Anton Chekhov

How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer. — Nicholas Sparks

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of raw carrots. — Daniel Handler

I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips. — Julia Child

IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit — Buck Rodgers

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. — Liam Neeson

I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White

See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy. — Cynthia Hand

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. — Mitch Hedberg

So I got creative. Carrots! (They seem to be the answer to most of my food problems.) — Minecrafty Family Books

I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson — One Direction

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable! — April Bloomfield

I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. — Victoria Moran

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. — Jorge Cruise

Baby carrots are making me gay. — Stephen Colbert

Hey, Carrots," he says. — Cynthia Hand

You take souls for vegetables ... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Every foreign policy of every major nation involves reason, common sense, carrots and sticks. You can't have all carrots and no sticks. — Fred Thompson

It's not the bloody carrots that upset me. It's having them sneaked into my food by a madwoman who addresses the cutlery as Mr and Mrs Fork. — Jojo Moyes

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn. — Lawrence Korb

The carrots got malformed as the earth was too hard for them, but still they were worthy. — Karen Green

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots. — Alison Sweeney

You should eat more than that. It must take a lot of lettuce and carrots to keep up any kind of normal body weight. — Thea Harrison

YES! STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW! POLAND NEEDS CARROTS TOO! — America

You can't always get someone where you want to with just sticks. There have to be some carrots, there have to be some other shaping things. — Dennis C. Blair

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe

Cooked carrots taste like baby food mixed with dirt. — Kim Holden

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. — Peg Bracken

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. — Jack LaLanne

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots. — Kristen Bell

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette

He grabs ropes, furs, blankets, a hatchet, and carrots. Carrots? Okay, so he likes vegetables. — Elise Allen

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? — Richard Jeni

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. — Don Van Vliet

I like girls who eat carrots! — Louis Tomlinson