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Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
— Carroll Bryant
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
— Carroll Bryant
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
— Carroll Bryant
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
— Carroll Bryant
It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.
— Carroll Bryant
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
— Carroll Bryant
If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.
— Carroll Bryant
In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.
— Carroll Bryant
We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.
— Carroll Bryant
Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.
— Carroll Bryant
The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
— Carroll Bryant
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
— Carroll Bryant
I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
— Carroll Bryant
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
— Carroll Bryant
To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
— Carroll Bryant
The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
— Carroll Bryant
You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.
— Carroll Bryant
Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
— Carroll Bryant
Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
— Carroll Bryant
Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
— Carroll Bryant
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
— Carroll Bryant
Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.
— Carroll Bryant
You are the guiding star of someone's existence
— Carroll Bryant
Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
— Carroll Bryant
Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
— Carroll Bryant
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
— Carroll Bryant
I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
— Carroll Bryant
When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
— Carroll Bryant
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
— Carroll Bryant
This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.
— Carroll Bryant
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
— Carroll Bryant
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
You are the only one who can.
— Carroll Bryant
The last word of love is ... goodbye.
— Carroll Bryant
A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.
— Carroll Bryant
You are evil woman, just plain evil.
— Carroll Bryant
I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.
— Carroll Bryant
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
— Carroll Bryant
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
— Carroll Bryant
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
— Carroll Bryant