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Carroll Bryant Quotes & Sayings

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Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out. — Carroll Bryant

You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers. — Carroll Bryant

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. — Carroll Bryant

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. — Carroll Bryant

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever. — Carroll Bryant

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example — Carroll Bryant

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant

It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical. — Carroll Bryant

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget. — Carroll Bryant

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought. — Carroll Bryant

If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life. — Carroll Bryant

In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out. — Carroll Bryant

We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab. — Carroll Bryant

Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart. — Carroll Bryant

The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write. — Carroll Bryant

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning. — Carroll Bryant

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction — Carroll Bryant

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance. — Carroll Bryant

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. — Carroll Bryant

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart? — Carroll Bryant

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are. — Carroll Bryant

You cannot prevent a war by starting a war. — Carroll Bryant

Today I feel like I did tomorrow. — Carroll Bryant

The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do. — Carroll Bryant

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be. — Carroll Bryant

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny. — Carroll Bryant

Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion. — Carroll Bryant

You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick. — Carroll Bryant

Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality. — Carroll Bryant

You are the guiding star of someone's existence — Carroll Bryant

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying. — Carroll Bryant

Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation. — Carroll Bryant

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened? — Carroll Bryant

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. — Carroll Bryant

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing. — Carroll Bryant

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it. — Carroll Bryant

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that. — Carroll Bryant

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place — Carroll Bryant

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

You are the only one who can. — Carroll Bryant

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you. — Carroll Bryant

The last word of love is ... goodbye. — Carroll Bryant

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death. — Carroll Bryant

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it. — Carroll Bryant

If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter. — Carroll Bryant

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I. — Carroll Bryant

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them. — Carroll Bryant

You are evil woman, just plain evil. — Carroll Bryant

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me. — Carroll Bryant

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it! — Carroll Bryant

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you. — Carroll Bryant

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. — Carroll Bryant

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke. — Carroll Bryant