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Even if the hopes you started out with are dashed, hope has to be maintained. — Seamus Heaney

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind — George Carlin

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music. — George Carlin

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes. — George Carlin

Religion is like a pair of shoes ... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. — George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. — George Carlin

Sometimes you can do everything right and things will still go wrong. The key is to never stop doing right. — Angie Thomas

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind. — George Carlin

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected. — George Carlin

I'm a realist and a dreamer. There are certain things you can give certain people and certain things you can't. — Amy Winehouse

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. — George Carlin

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves. — George Carlin

Practice conquers the habit of doing, without reflecting on the rule. — John Locke

Every work has the bad side, and people will be mean to you, and when you're young, you don't know how to defend yourself. — Adriana Lima

Why are some people born with a fire in the belly, while others need something to get their pilot light lit? — Jeffrey Kluger

Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet. — Laurie Anderson

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. — George Carlin

Nothing worthwhile is ever fun. — Arthur Kornberg

When the sun sets, life gets darker in the country; when a bad leader sinks, life gets brighter in the country! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. — George Carlin

Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains?" "Yes," I said. — Albert Camus

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me. — George Carlin

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. — George Carlin

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent. — George Carlin

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself. — George Carlin

It's disheartening to read the really negative stuff, but at the same time, I know who I am, and I'm comfortable with myself. — Austin Carlile

Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy. — George Carlin