Car Quotes

I moved to Cardiff when I was 17 and never needed a car. When I came to L.A. for my first job there, I needed a car, so I had to pass my driving test. — Luke Evans

It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car. — Merle Haggard

Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons. — Cynthia Heimel

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. — Carrot Top

No more sex.
I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that? — Wendy Higgins

In the first place, you can't see anything from a car. — Ed Abbey

Sometimes I vocalize in the car. It's a good way to multitask. Although fellow drivers on the road think I'm craaaazy. — Emmy Rossum

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. — Jeremy London

The US will always be an enormous automobile market. You're lost without a car there. — Martin Winterkorn

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork. — Demetri Martin

I do generally all my stuff [stunts] except for motorcycles and cars, that stuff I don't know how to do as well as certain people do. — Channing Tatum

I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit. — Laurell K. Hamilton

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

I grew up in Texas and we used to go to Padre Island, eight hours in the car down to the beach. — St. Vincent

The first thing I ever rode when I was a kid was a motorcycle, so I knew how to drive a motorcycle before a car. — John Travolta

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass, — Ken Rolston

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) — Bum Phillips

My father would play Stevie Wonder in the car, but that never sunk in. — Leon Bridges

When you're sentenced to drive a Smart car on a road where everything else has a speed best described by its mach number, you tend to pay attention. — Charles Stross

Formula 1 is a huge international phenomenon even if an otherwise car racing obsessed American public has always found Formula 1 to be a little weird. — Rachel Maddow

There's a thousand other things I would rather spend money on than a car. — Scott Ian

Kyle looked at the car floor. Livia, if you've ever loved me, even a little, you'll take me away from here. Please, I'm begging you. — Debra Anastasia

I drive the car pool - I show up with no makeup and drive the kids to school. — Jane Clayson

like a tank following a sports car through a slalom course. — Jeremy Robinson

I love Nashville. It's such a great town, and I'm a huge country music fan. That's what I listen to on the radio in the car. — Joanna Garcia

I used to get into the government car and switch on Chopin or someone I liked to hear at the end of a parliamentary day. — Joan Kirner

Dead Prez is playing on the car's stereo, telling me that it's bigger than Hip-Hop, but I beg to differ. — Kris Kidd

Couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis — Kanye West

Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America — Ray Palla

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers. — Colin McRae

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go. — Jay Leno

When Henry Ford founded the company bearing his name in 1903, he saw the car as a means of providing freedom of mobility to people around the world. — William Clay Ford Jr.

I'm a casual F1 racing fan. I'm probably more of a stock car, NASCAR guy. — Robin Zander

A book acts as the getaway car when you need to escape.
Even when you're the one writing it. — Julie Wright

I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis. — Rosanne Cash

A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. — Michael Frayn

You were just supposed to be a one night stand but you poked my eye, and kissed me sweet and listened to my car. Now, I kinda wanna keep you. — Lola Stark

But here they were, despite death and everything, sitting in a car.
If this was fate, she was buying. — Tara Janzen

... a certain kind of wanderlust can only be assuaged by the acts of the body itself in motion, not the motion of the car, boat, or plane. — Rebecca Solnit

Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death. — Steven Magee

ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked. — Dakota Fanning

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

I'm supposed to be a musical genius, but I can't work the car seat that well. — Kanye West

I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck. — Dwayne Johnson

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. — Tom Arnold

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em! — Patsy Cline

Hanson got to sleep with you, and I didn't," he said, his own jaw a little tight. "So I stole his car. — Tara Janzen

Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back. — David Wong

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. — Stephen Colbert

The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity. — Paul Michael Glaser

Since I've become more observant of how bikes and cars interact, I've decided that bicyclists have two major safety threats: cars and themselves. — Lee Nichols

I think in my car somebody is playing with the pressure and the temperatures, — Pastor Maldonado

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it. — Billie Joe Armstrong

All American cars are basically Chevrolets. — Herb Caen

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' — Jimmy Fallon

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes. — Demetri Martin

Decisions can be like car accidents, sudden and full of consequences. — Allison Glock

'Colors' is pretty good. It takes you inside the cop car bit. I like reality myself. I like reality-based kind of movies. — David Ayer

The challenge in most car chases is you're trying to hide the fact that it's not the actor driving. — Christopher McQuarrie

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing. — John Searle

She has a high opinion of herself," Andrea said. "Oh yes. When she gets into a car, her ego has to ride shotgun. — Ilona Andrews

A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith! — MaryJanice Davidson

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won't start your car. — Jarod Kintz

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

I drove nice cars, I got a nice house. But now I'm steady missing you like a strikeout — Drake

I listen to NPR and baseball games when I'm in my car. I mean, exclusively NPR and baseball games, and that's it, as far as the radio. — Juliana Hatfield

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. — Tim Allen

Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body. — Raquel Welch

When I'm in my car, I'm listening to books, audio books, always. — George Will

My first car was a BMW. A white BMW. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

tube or 2 of these water purification tablets at your home or in your car. If there was ever a shortage or damage to the city supply, you would — Jon Woodward

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

I considered calling Grace to ask her what I should say to a reticent suicidal werewolf, but I'd left my phone somewhere. Car, maybe. — Maggie Stiefvater

Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is. — Diane Johnson

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3). — Jeremy Clarkson

Beaches, music, and car rides - they could all bring on a sudden bout of deep, dreamy thoughts. — Deb Caletti

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray

I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer. — Jessica Gadziala

You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you. — Demetri Martin

Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know how to drive. — Susan Sussman

I have about 40 cars, of which 25 to 30 are what you might call serious. — Nick Mason

If you're one car accident away from poverty, you're on a high wire without a safety net. And that's a challenging proposition. — Thomas Perez

A doctor is not a mechanic. A car doesn't react with a mechanic, but a human being does. — Randa Haines

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far. — Haruki Murakami

There is always a unique atmosphere in the car when you drive through the City with a dead body in the back. — Steen Langstrup

If lightning strikes while you're in the car it's your fault. — Doc Bundy

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap. — Bill Bryson

Future is a car with brake failure; it is moving towards us at a very high speed. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When you do a film, you get picked up in a car, lunch is free. Theatre is really hard, and you get absolutely no money. — Rafe Spall

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car. — Jack Lemmon

I don't actually own a car. — Chris Martin

A good mentor offers directions and driving tips from the back seat. You still have to drive the car. — Michael Johnson

As the son of a racing car designer and mechanical engineer, I was exposed to motorsports from day one. — Charlie Kimball

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti. — Jackie Stewart

If you're driving, don't forget your car. — Joe Elliott