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wine. Three cans of beer — Anne Tyler

Success comes in cans, not can'ts. — Brian Tracy

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. — Haruki Murakami

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth... — Will Advise

I was in love with Tina Goodman since I was three and her parents came popping out of the trash cans. I think it made a big impression on me. — Val Kilmer

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge? — David Letterman

For every can't, there's a can. Cans are worth money, so you'd better start collecting them. — Bianca McCormick-Johnson

If there is a solar flare or a nuclear war, a thousand cans of pickled turnips aren't going to save you. — Sarah Lotz

Life's hard, then you die. — Woody Allen

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ... — Dana Gould

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? — Riley Weber

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed. — Conor Oberst

There are no ordinary feelings. Just as there are no ordinary spring days or kicked over cans of paint. — Dean Young

Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of kerosene and ten-pound bags of coal. — Jerry Leiber

There seems to be a lot of name-calling going on, but I want to remind you what our good dad told me one time. Labels are for soup cans. — George W. Bush

I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell. — Patricia Briggs

I'd stand on the side of the road when I was just a little girl singing on trash cans. — Missy Elliott

Labels are for cans, not for people. — Jared Leto

Opening cans of chili in zero gravity to see how it looks, that's something that went wrong. — Trish Sie

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons. — Edward Abbey

You can't have a tin can tied to your tail and go through life pretending it isn't there. — Josephine Tey

Success comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts. — Zig Ziglar

My first phone was two tin cans tied together with string, and it worked pretty good. — Dolly Parton

We should remember Christ's words, 'Let nothing be wasted,' when we look in our refrigerators and garbage cans and garages. — Randy Alcorn

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. — Charlie Sheen

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly. — Edward Abbey

Kids. They're not tin cans or sheetrock. They're laughing machines. Wind them up and watch them go. — Carew Papritz

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating? — Andy Rooney

I made my first song when I was 9 years old. Just beating on garbage cans, having people beat box. — Ludacris

The path of civilization is paved with tin cans. — Elbert Hubbard

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house. — Roseanne Barr

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can — Ashleigh Brilliant

Everything evens up, you just wait, Even a garbage can gets a steak, You ain't even a garbage can, you have faith! — Jay-Z

On the coffee table is a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff's and two cans of NutraSlim. High tea in hell, he thinks, but — Stephen King

Bodies aren't the same as Coca-Cola cans. — Arthur Caplan

I live out of cans a lot. But I try to indulge only in healthy canned food. — Dwight Yoakam

Sunnybrook Farm is now a parking lot; the petticoats are in the garbage can, where they belong in the modern world; and I detest censorship. — Shirley Temple

I've always tried different stuff in the studio. I use rakes, spoons, cans ... I'm a surround-sound type of guy. — Timbaland

Some people coddle their own afflictions the way others spoil small pedigreed dogs with cans of pate. — Lionel Shriver

All my life I've had a weight problem. As a child, I loved to eat. I would hide from my mother and drink whole cans of condensed milk in my room. — Maria Conchita Alonso

Gentlemen, consider: of course the ancient Egyptians made beer cans; where else would they have kept their beer? — Neil Gaiman

My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day! — Eric Ripert

If a can opener no longer has the capacity to open cans, what is it? — Alan Hirsch

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities. — Lou Reed

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian."
You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him.
Those are vegetables. — Rick Riordan

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

The most important piece in the house is the garbage can. — Karl Lagerfeld

Everything that touches YOUR life, must be an instrument of YOUR liberation or tossed into the trash cans of HISTORY — John Henrik Clarke

I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk. — Blake Jenner

She places the orders for cases of frozen meat, huge cans of wax beans. She makes sure they stay — Jennifer McMahon

I'd rather hop freights around the country and cook my food out of tin cans over wood fires, than be rich and have a home or work. — Jack Kerouac

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts. — George Lopez

There have been cans of dog food more splendiferous than South Richmond. Land mines more tender. — Tom Robbins

What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans? — Francesca Marciano

Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up. — Wayne Gretzky

It's all such crap," she said. "I find this magazine called People in garbage cans," she said, "but it isn't about people. It's about crap. — Kurt Vonnegut

human beings, cans of living preserves — Jean-Marie G. Le Clezio

I'm wearing a dress the color of dead forests and old tin cans. — Tahereh Mafi

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it, and we ship it out in cans. — Cary Grant

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. — Greg Gutfeld

Why does a salmon rise? Why does a small boy cross the street just to kick a tin can? — Lee Wulff

Product procedure ... must securely protect the crown jewels, but, equally important, it must eschew building high fences around the garbage cans. — Fred Brooks

I mean, if cans can be recycled, why not spirits? — Marla Gibbs

If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office? — Charlie Close

Success comes in cans. Failures comes in can'ts. — Michael Josephson

Yes, your family history has some sad chapters. But your history doesn't have to be your future. The generational garbage can stop here and now. — Max Lucado

My journals were a clearing house - a garbage can. Once I was writing seriously, I understood that this was the stuff that didn't belong in my work. — Dani Shapiro

Labels are for cans, not people. — Anthony Rapp

Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans. — Jacques-Yves Cousteau

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. — Fred Allen

For here, I'm sitting in a tin can, far above the world. Planet earth is blue, and there is nothing I can do. — David Bowie

I don't want to stir up a can of worms. — Alan Brazil

Water is the exile, carried back in cans and flasks, the ghost between your hands and your mouth. — Michael Ondaatje

I've had every kind of humiliation, from playing in Gala Bingo halls to doing a PA in a Glaswegian nightclub and having cans of lager thrown at me. — Sean Maguire

Your Cans must always be bigger than your can NOTS! — Greg Gilbert

The garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Future complications in the strings between the cans. But no prints can come from fingers, if machines become our hands. — Jack Johnson

If you want to keep your side dishes warmer than room temperature, consider buying a small steam table for the home, with the Sterno cans underneath. — Jose Andres

Pel-i-cans, their beaks hold more than their bellies can. — Kelly Corrigan

She turned her can'ts into cans, and her DREAMS into plans! (Stuck on my screen, and always will be). — Adrienne Vaughan

There is already enough chattering nonsense on the ground. Do we really need aviaries in pressurised tin cans at 30,000 feet as well ? — Alex Morritt

Vile Father's brown nipples, on the ends of his pendulous man-cans, were like dried figs. — Lev Grossman