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My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping.
— Christine Feehan
My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone?
— Kathy Griffin
I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult.
— Jeremy Irvine
mead for my men!
— Donald Barthelme
Make yourself invisible, or get busy with something.
— Robert Walser
The thing about books is, there are quite a number you don't have to read.
— Donald Barthelme
If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
— Thomas Dewey
You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday.
— Fennel Hudson
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.
— Bryan Clay
The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.
— David Eddings
Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together. Claire Ashecroft — Matthew Graybosch
(For better or for worse, my dad taught me that the best place to pitch a tent will always be the spot marked NO CAMPING.)
— Elizabeth Gilbert
Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors.
— Fennel Hudson
Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth's existence.
— Harold Camping
Jews don't camp ... The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert.
— Daniel Silva
Damn if that man didn't look as good as a double bacon cheeseburger, after a week spent camping with my vegan friends. Fuck my life.
— Madeline Sheehan
fate is the ultimate preexisting condition.
— Mark Leyner
I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn't enjoy other people's pain.
— Casper Van Dien
I had first visited Kurdistan in 2003 before the invasion of Iraq, camping out in Erbil and Sulaimaniya while waiting for Saddam Hussein's fall.
— Lynsey Addario
My hobbies are mountain biking, horseback riding and packing, canoeing and kayaking, hiking, camping, cooking, and skiing.
— Douglas Preston
I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me.
— Norman Reedus
My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location.
— Fennel Hudson
A reformer is a man who sees the world's superficial ills and sets out to cure them by aggravating the more basic ills.
— Fernando Pessoa
if you are too unusual, you may turn into a collector's item.
— John D. MacDonald
The enemy you flee is not exterior to yourself
— John Barth
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers.
— Erin O'Connor
I love kids, outings, camping, sports, Legoland, all the Daddy stuff. I love it. I wish I could just do that, but I have to work, too.
— Mekhi Phifer
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars.
— Alan S. Kesselheim
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
— George Carlin
The outside is the only place we can truly be inside the world.
— Daniel J. Rice
When I'm not acting, I'm usually sailing or camping or exploring or travelling or spending time in New Zealand.
— Martin Henderson
Camping is something I've done all my life.
— Stefanie Powers
we remain children as long as we feel the urge to keep crossing this border and to learn.
— Peter Nadas
I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet.
— Mary Chapin Carpenter
...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the act of creation, does not respect creation at all.
— Peter Nadas
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
— Yvonne Prinz
if one could learn the most important things in life, one would still have to learn how to keep quiet about them.
— Peter Nadas
The problem with winter sports is that follow me closely here
they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry
In a well-ordered universe ... camping would take place indoors.
— Morgan Matson
I'd like to go on a hardcore safari in Africa, something off the beaten track with anti-poaching people and camping out in the savannah.
— Dominic Monaghan
Don't ever believe that kings were done with when the fathers of the country made a revolution.
— B. Traven
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
A man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance.
— Charles Willeford
I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping.
— Ian Anderson
Love is like Someone is camping in your head
— Helen Fisher
It's grown people who always believe the worst
— Harper Lee
I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
— Colleen Haskell
they are mystified by certain instances.
— William Carlos Williams
Camping in the backyard last night for Father's Day! Wrestling, stories, s'mores ... it was awesome!
— Drew Brees
I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping.
— Mila Kunis
I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more.
— Nolan Gould
most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.
— Jim Dodge
People are complicated; you can't label 'em with a word.
— Fredric Brown
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
— Jessica Simpson
I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.
— David Thorne
I hate camping, but I love summer camp.
— Zooey Deschanel
Ever set up a camping tent? From the inside? While wearing a suit of armor? It was a pain in the ass.
— Andy Weir
I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.
— Bailey White
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
— Demetri Martin
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
— Demetri Martin
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
— Dana Gould
