Calvin Hobbes Quotes
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Calvin Hobbes Quotes & Sayings
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
— Bill Watterson
Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.
— Bill Griffith
Reality continues to ruin my life.
— Bill Watterson
I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... procrastinating and rationalizing.
— Bill Watterson
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
— Bill Watterson
Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... ""How's your day?"
"Looking up. — Bill Watterson
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
— Bill Watterson
The best presents don't come in boxes.
— Bill Watterson
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
— Bill Watterson
Scientific Progress goes boink?
— Bill Watterson
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
— Bill Watterson
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!? ... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
— Bill Watterson
Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me offCalvin, Calvin & Hobbes — Bill Watterson
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
— Bill Watterson
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
— Bill Watterson
I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.
— Bill Watterson
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes — Bill Watterson
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
— Bill Watterson
I'm leaking brain lubricant.
— Bill Watterson
Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed. — Bill Watterson
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
— Bill Watterson
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
— Bill Watterson
I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...
Say's the dust speck. — Bill Watterson
I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose — Bill Watterson
My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.
— Bill Watterson
I had a few comics, but I was by no means a huge aficionado. I was more of a 'Mad Magazine,' 'Calvin & Hobbes' sort of nerd.
— Robin Lord Taylor
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
— Bill Watterson
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
— Bill Watterson
It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
— Bill Watterson
