Cake Humor Quotes
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Cake Humor Quotes & Sayings
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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.
— Karen Marie Moning
My husband is actually Italian-American, and he thought I was Italian when he first met me.
— Andrea Navedo
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I only know that he who makes a tie is lost, the seed of corruption has entered his heart
— Joseph Conrad
Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was "baked like a fucking cake." I really had to quote that one even though it has a swear. — Stephen Chbosky
I am - and have always been - a Methodist.
— J. Paul Getty
There is no bottom to the cake. I'm digging through the kind of soil that supports rhododendrons: it's that dark.
— Joanna Walsh
Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..
— Diane Samuels
I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four — Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
— Scott Adams
My girl looks at me like I'm a big piece of cake and she is the fattest kid in America craving me.
— Toni Aleo
How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?
— Elizabeth A. Reeves
Cake and tea or death?
— Eddie Izzard
If the cake fits, eat it!
— Gordon Korman
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
— Derek Landy
if the Mufti of Constantinople were to send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at his service.
— Benjamin Franklin
Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.
— Maggie Stiefvater
When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake."Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls. — Florence Ditlow
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
— Audrey Hepburn
Devil's Food?You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore
Just don't leave anything unsaid to the people who matter. It only takes a few words to change your world.
— James Hannah
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
— Natasha Leggero
If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free.
— Stephen King
Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?
— George Herbert
Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake.
— Cassidy Hunter
Just thinking about the cake she was not eating made her cry.
— Michael Kaplan
When people made up their minds that they wanted to be free and took action, then there was a change.
— Rosa Parks
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
— Emma Donoghue
Somewhere, excitement waited for me like an uncut cake.
— Lauren Wolk