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Cake Humor Quotes & Sayings

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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. — Karen Marie Moning

He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum. — Penny Reid

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child? — Lauren Child

My husband is actually Italian-American, and he thought I was Italian when he first met me. — Andrea Navedo

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

You hear that rape victims avoid sex afterwards. But it's actually just as common for some victims to become promiscuous in self-destructive ways. — Jon Krakauer

I only know that he who makes a tie is lost, the seed of corruption has entered his heart — Joseph Conrad

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was "baked like a fucking
cake." I really had to quote that one even though it has a swear. — Stephen Chbosky

I am - and have always been - a Methodist. — J. Paul Getty

There is no bottom to the cake. I'm digging through the kind of soil that supports rhododendrons: it's that dark. — Joanna Walsh

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake.. — Diane Samuels

I'll only go if there's cake.

~Tobias "Four — Veronica Roth

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

My girl looks at me like I'm a big piece of cake and she is the fattest kid in America craving me. — Toni Aleo

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Cake and tea or death? — Eddie Izzard

If the cake fits, eat it! — Gordon Korman

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. — Derek Landy

I don't think voters give a hoot about the character of their political advisors, except to the extent that character reflects on the candidates. — Bob Woodward

if the Mufti of Constantinople were to send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at his service. — Benjamin Franklin

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet. — Maggie Stiefvater

When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake."
Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls. — Florence Ditlow

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. — Audrey Hepburn

Devil's Food?
You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore

Just don't leave anything unsaid to the people who matter. It only takes a few words to change your world. — James Hannah

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. — Natasha Leggero

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it? — George Herbert

Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake. — Cassidy Hunter

Just thinking about the cake she was not eating made her cry. — Michael Kaplan

'Having' Your Cake ... a little perverted ...
'Eating' it too ... a lot perverted! — Josh Stern

When people made up their minds that they wanted to be free and took action, then there was a change. — Rosa Parks

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could. — Emma Donoghue

Somewhere, excitement waited for me like an uncut cake. — Lauren Wolk