Cactus Quotes
Collection of top 45 famous quotes about Cactus
Cactus Quotes & Sayings
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You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.
— Michelle Rowen
What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.
— Kathleen Peacock
A CACTUS DOESN'T LIVE in the desert because it likes the desert; it lives there because the desert hasn't killed it yet.
— Hope Jahren
I packed my stuff, left my cactus BILLY with the neighbors, and got a taxi to the bus station.
— Gerry Alanguilan
Adolescence is like cactus.
— Anais Nin
The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.
— Riza Prasetyaningsih
The body can be a marvel of resiliency, a cactus when it comes to sleep - capable of surviving on mere drops.
— Karen Russell
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
— H.M. Ward
There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.
— Alan LeMay
Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!
— Russell T. Davies
Come on, Elmer," he said to his horse. "Let's find a nice prickly cactus you can toss me into.
— Abigail Roux
How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined."I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
You're pretty low maintenance, as women go.""I am, am I?" She sounded amused.
"Yeah. Like a cactus. — Roxanne Snopek
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Jealousy is like a cactus its respond and reaction is thorny
— Kishore Bansal
And if you should be there and you see this beautiful cactus blossom painted silver by the moon and laughing up at the stars, this, Peekay, is heaven.
— Bryce Courtenay
This gentleman is cactus," said Doul.
— China Mieville
You were, arecactus tourism.
meeting you: granular
fractals borrowed from oceans. — Virginia Petrucci
The Big Cactus ... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
— Diablo Cody
I'm always very interested in breeding. Raising cacti is breeding. My lotus plant collection is breeding. The insects are breeding.
— Takashi Murakami
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
— Gemma Halliday
About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.
— Demetri Martin
It was the act of a gentleman, and Damian was as gentle as a cactus.
— Aishabella Sheikh
Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.
— Rube Goldberg
Anger was simple, self-sustaining as a cactus. You couldn't look too closely at it, lest the spines get you in the eye.
— Rebecca Scherm
Lost Cactus is simply an urban myth.
— John Hopkins
A decent man would stand out like a cactus on an ice floe.
— Timothy Egan
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.
— Ilona Andrews
The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus.
— Chris Colfer
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family ...
— Christopher Titus
I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.
— Doug Peacock
