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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? — Larry The Cable Guy

It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes. — Larry The Cable Guy

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed." — Larry The Cable Guy

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone. — Andy Kindler

I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you can. I just think that's the right thing to do. — Larry The Cable Guy

But then you slammed a door handle into my gut. And when a girl does that to a guy; it means she likes him. — Lisa McMann

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. — Larry The Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling — Larry The Cable Guy

The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again. — Ben Stiller

I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all. — Larry The Cable Guy

I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it. — Larry The Cable Guy

When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating! — Larry The Cable Guy

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night. — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech. — Larry The Cable Guy

I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about. — Larry The Cable Guy

I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT. — Larry The Cable Guy

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry The Cable Guy

He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry The Cable Guy

We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either. — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm more of a rodeo type guy. — Larry The Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks. — Andy Kindler

Remember, half the people you know are below average. — Larry The Cable Guy

I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there. — Larry The Cable Guy

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person. — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. — Larry The Cable Guy

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs. — Larry The Cable Guy

I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. — Larry The Cable Guy

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS. — Larry The Cable Guy

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person. — Larry The Cable Guy

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say. — Larry The Cable Guy

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped. — Andy Kindler

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli

When you're married with kids, you just think differently. — Larry The Cable Guy

When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one. — Larry The Cable Guy

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. — Larry The Cable Guy

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo — Larry The Cable Guy

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. — Larry The Cable Guy

I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff. — Larry The Cable Guy

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh. — Larry The Cable Guy