Butt Quotes
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Butt Quotes & Sayings
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You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?""You'd probably kick my butt."
"You know I'd kick your butt. — Rick Riordan
I've got a big mole on my butt. It's true.
— Gedde Watanabe
Lies will come back to bite you in the butt
— Charlaine Harris
A wish is a good place to start but then you have to get off your butt and make it happen. You have to pick up a quill and write your own damn story.
— Suzanne Selfors
To write a novel, you need an iron butt.
— Richard M. Nixon
The dimly lit tunnel smelled of mold and butt - moldy butt.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach ... cockroach ... cockroach ...
— Hunter S. Thompson
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.
— Charlaine Harris
You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt.
— Phil McGraw
I have a Brazilian trainer here in New York and we do a Brazilian Butt Lift workout.
— Alessandra Ambrosio
Life is too short to give a fuck. Jump in the pool butt ass naked and do it up.
— Richard P. Denney
His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
For me, I usually play the kick -butt, strong business type.
— Vivica A. Fox
Problem-solving with some people is like wiping your butt with a Hula-Hoop.
— Carol A. Elliott
Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.
— Reba McEntire
Stay close. Nut to butt, sir. Don't be shy.
— Pierce Brown
opponent was half pillbug, half octopus, and all butt ugly. I closed
— Richard Roberts
Trading is very competitive and you have to be able to handle getting your butt kicked.
— Paul Tudor Jones
There's a snake in my butt!
— Woody Allen
I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'
— Cuba Gooding Jr.
It's hard to think of yourself as a brand, especially when I have four daughters who kick my butt early in the morning every day before I go to work.
— Harvey Weinstein
i love god soo much, but he like butt raping.
— Jesus Zulaika
YOU GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR BUTT ON THE BACK OF YOUR BODY OR ARE YOU GONNA GET IN ON THIS, BEEF?
— Chris Onstad
Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture?
— Leven Rambin
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby.
— Poppy Montgomery
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
— Charlaine Harris
The ass is the face of the soul of sex.
— Charles Bukowski
But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather.
— Jason Biggs
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I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt.
— Taraji P. Henson
A Scot can turn a perfectly decent name into a head-butt.
— David Mitchell
sidewalk, waited until the butt cooled, and
— Jonathan Kellerman
Fine, I'll teach you,''Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress. — Joss Stirling
Hey little demon, where's boss man? (Tabitha)He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
We are equal partners. You don't get to stand around and mean well. Get off your butt and do exactly what we tell you.
— Khalid Muhammad
If people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it's conversational. That's what people are gonna do.
— Nicki Minaj
Owned a unicycle with one pedal and a missing seat. It was stolen by a one-legged man, with no butt, and an incredible sense of balance.
— David Hammons
You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt?
— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Nothing good ever happens at the butt-crack of dawn.
— Ann Charles
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
— Reggie Jackson
Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We're kicking butt and taking no prisoners.
— Patti LaBelle
I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not, it's slowly going to bite you in the butt.
— Bella Hadid
Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.
— Matthew Inman
Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell.
— Raegan Butcher
My butt has specific requirements for pants.
— Ann Brashares
That's right! Besides, like I'd ever let my sister drown my pet butterflies. I regularly whip her butt in Grimmnastics class.
— Shannon Hale
The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.
— Dennis Vickers
DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?
— Lauren Oliver
She said. "I actually had my butt torn a few weeks ago. But it's like any job. You have good days and bad days.
— Louis Theroux
Who but a fool would stay in one place and butt her head against the same window time and again?
— Alice Hoffman
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.
— Cherise Sinclair
Don't fail me. (Stryker)You don't fail me. (Jericho)
So do we let you two lock horns and butt each other off the mountaintop now? (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.
— Hilary Winston
Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt.
— Christopher Moore
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
I do have thighs and a butt. I have cellulite.
— Salma Hayek
Congratulations! A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom." "You
— Robert A. Heinlein
Blech! Smells like Chewbacca's burned butt hair. Where the hell am I?
— Julie Ann Walker
Hot baskets of butt!
— Debra Anastasia
I can work my butt off and create an album that's wonderful, but if it's never played and never given the outlet, it won't succeed.
— Tessanne Chin
The lord of time disappeared under a giant blue butt.
— Rick Riordan
It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
— Jim Carrey
Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it.
— Gary L. Graybill
Perhaps it is a secret yearning of all Hallmark employees to use the phrase 'you big fat pain in the butt' in an anniversary card.
— Stephan Pastis
When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy - that's what my fiance says.
— Ali Larter
My friends all tell me I was born with a horseshoe up my butt.
— Michael Trucco
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.
— Milan Kundera
His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting.
— Jennifer Harrison
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
— Gemma Halliday
