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this was business. — Eoin Colfer

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear ... from my future Kids' Funny Business. — Ivan Stoikov

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. — Tracy Morgan

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny. — Tom Smothers

I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business. — Kit Rocha

Dani in front of me now is not the same person I'm dealing business with.

Of course I'm different. I'm not working now. I'm flirting. — Rin Ahmad

Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world. — Sergey Brin

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. — Dave Attell

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over. — Rick Riordan

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. — Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

When you're eight years old nothing is your business. — Lenny Bruce

Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts. — Stephen Colbert

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? — William Kittredge

No funny business. I'll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears — Penelope Fletcher

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

What a sad business is being funny! — Charlie Chaplin

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here. — Moira Young

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical. — Nora Roberts

Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative. — Charles F. Glassman

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business — Gregory David Roberts

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. — Rodney Dangerfield

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. — Jen Kirkman

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

I'm just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It's kind of funny. — Karen Walker

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it. — Steve Jobs

Business is the most exciting game. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

Alek coughed politely, "If I promise to avoid funny business, could you perhaps remove this knife from my throat? — Scott Westerfeld

It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule. — Gerry Geek

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Here for business or pleasure, Mr. Wheeler?"
"Redemption," Shane says. — Jess Walter