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I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed — Bo Burnham

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me. — Bo Burnham

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something. — Bo Burnham

Well, get this: you can't be sure. You'll never be sure. In my book, sure's for everyone who doesn't care enough. — John Burnham Schwartz

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it. — Bo Burnham

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
Daniel H. Burnham — Erik Larson

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book. — Bo Burnham

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition. — Bo Burnham

Forever and An Instant met up one day,
Had a short, but lovely talk,
then each went on it's way. — Bo Burnham

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went. — Bo Burnham

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.' — Bo Burnham

There is nothing that sharpens a man's senses so acutely as to know that bitter and determined enemies are in pursuit of him night and day. — Frederick Russell Burnham

Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham

Let your watchword be order and your beacon beauty. — Daniel Burnham

We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over — Andy Burnham

Cheating is pure hypocrisy. Our partner deserves better than that. If we don't love someone, we should not be with them. That would also be hypocrisy. — Cathy Burnham Martin

It was Chicago with its World's Fair which vivified the national desire for civic beauty. — Daniel Burnham

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

Remember that our sons and grandsons are going to do things that would stagger us. — Daniel Burnham

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make. — Bo Burnham

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively. — Bo Burnham

Sometimes writer's block is no more than a signal that you have not done enough research. — Sophy Burnham

Would be no skipping and dancing. No heathen. The exposition was a dream city, but it was Burnham's dream. Everywhere — Erik Larson

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun. — Bo Burnham

Ferris, himself fed up with construction delays and Burnham's pestering, had told Gronau to turn the wheel or tear it off the tower. — Erik Larson

A noble, logical diagram once recorded will never die. — Daniel Burnham

No one needs to be around someone who dulls the shine on a brand new penny. — Cathy Burnham Martin

I have a lion inside me, and I had to feed it words every few days; when I don't, it begins to eat me instead. — Sophy Burnham

Screaming and repeating lies makes them neither true nor more believable. — Cathy Burnham Martin

I think we need to develop a powerful dose of tolerance to understand each other's humanness. None of us is perfect. — Cathy Burnham Martin

A guest at a dinner party observed the strange expression on James Thurber's face. 'Don't be concerned,' said Thurber's wife. 'He's writing.' — Sophy Burnham

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham

In 1986, when I was 21, I lived in Tokyo for four months, boarding with a Japanese family and working for an American company. — John Burnham Schwartz

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate. — Bo Burnham

Appreciation and respect are mutual needs. We may be wired differently as men and women, but some needs are parallel human needs. — Cathy Burnham Martin

A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath. — John Burnham Schwartz

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I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it — Bo Burnham

The average person has one Fallopian tube. — Bo Burnham

Searching I'm not looking in every nook and cranny for it. I'll do the nooks. No way I left my keys in some fucking cranny. — Bo Burnham

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience. — Bo Burnham

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France. — Bo Burnham

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke ... tumors. — Bo Burnham

We will remember the hurt, the injustice, and the trauma, but we can forgive the sinner. — Cathy Burnham Martin

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on. — Bo Burnham

Coincidence is God's way of performing miracles anonymously. — Sophy Burnham

When life gets you down, make a comforter! — Bo Burnham

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it. — Bo Burnham

Where there is no alternative there is no problem. — James Burnham

Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants. — Cathy Burnham Martin

For a couple of years at the end of the 1970s, Dustin Hoffman was a fixture in our family. My father was his lawyer and friend. — John Burnham Schwartz

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. — Bo Burnham

The urge is to create. The outcome belongs to God. — Sophy Burnham

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. — Bo Burnham

The economic egalitarianism of the liberal ideology implies ... the reduction of Westerners to hunger and poverty. — James Burnham

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? — Bo Burnham

I just like to write and then perform. — Bo Burnham

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. — Bo Burnham

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching. — Bo Burnham

Actively repeating a lie or denial does not make it true. — Cathy Burnham Martin

The verification services that could be offered would be applied appropriately according to the business process that was involved, — Andy Burnham

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy. — Bo Burnham

It is one thing to recognise certain potentially useful affinities, and another to act on them. — John Burnham Schwartz

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that. — Bo Burnham

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

Prayer is a law of the universe, like gravity. You don't even have to believe in God to ask ... — Sophy Burnham

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person. — Bo Burnham

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like ... boys. — Bo Burnham

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist. — Bo Burnham

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome. — Bo Burnham

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies. — Bo Burnham

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

It takes a strong woman to tolerate a weak man. That said, it takes a strong man to tolerate a weak woman, too. — Cathy Burnham Martin

You How, may I ask, did you get so you, you beautiful true-to-you doer? I've met many today but can honestly say that I've never met anyone you-er. — Bo Burnham

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost ... my virginity. — Bo Burnham

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface. — Bo Burnham

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college. — Bo Burnham

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I ... don't. — Bo Burnham

Over the moon about strong support for the National Health Service - an institution I will defend to my dying day, second only to Everton FC. — Andy Burnham

Consensus is something you have if you cannot have agreement. — Forbes Burnham

The only way to handle big business is to delegate, delegate, delegate. — Daniel Burnham

Love is all about ... whistles. — Bo Burnham

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine. — Bo Burnham

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats. — Bo Burnham

Your afraid of sharks?
Really?
They don't even have bones!
They have cartilage.
Are you afraid of ears too? — Bo Burnham

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18 ... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham

Life belongs to optimists. Pessimists are just viewers. Making it real, starts with our attitude. — Cathy Burnham Martin

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. — Bo Burnham

You guys like impressions? Why? — Bo Burnham

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy. — Bo Burnham

Prayer is nothing more than thought. It is a yearning of the heart. — Sophy Burnham

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? — Bo Burnham

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head. — Bo Burnham