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I'm comfortable with my body but I don't like my bum - I think it's too big. — Jennifer Ellison

You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off. — Douglas Adams

I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me. — Bum Phillips

I do loads of squats with weights. It's great for your bum and legs. — Fleur East

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else. — Bum Phillips

I thought I was going to be a bum the rest of my life. — Jean-Michel Basquiat

All I ever thought was, 'I'm going to do this as long as I can, and if I can't get paid at it, I'll be a bum doing it.' And so, here I am. — Bruce Cockburn

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me. — Dennis Rodman

Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful. — Bum Phillips

The harder we played, the behinder we got. — Bum Phillips

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. — Bum Phillips

As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people. — Joseph Wambaugh

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health. — Bum Phillips

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself! — Bum Phillips

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. — Bum Phillips

Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right. — Rick Riordan

My bum had fallen off. "Seriously! — Ira Phillips

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) — Bum Phillips

Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do. — Bum Phillips

You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe ... — Hope Barrett

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon. — Bum Phillips

In this neighborhood, with only forty-five cents, you're a bum. But Sobotnik, even with two dollars, he's still a bum. — Nelson Algren

your a flea on a rats bum — Julia Golding

It is so fascinating that someone can commit their whole entire lifestyle to being such a fantastic woman when I'm such a bum about it. — Kesha

I don't do sports, and my idea of hell is being dragged around ruins/museums/famous buildings, so I guess I'm a beach bum. — John Niven

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors. — Bum Phillips

I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man. — Janet Schulman

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. — Matthew Broderick

So long, crumb-bum. — J.D. Salinger

If things go wrong, you don't have to accept you made a bum decision. — Dorothy Koomson

....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it resonated through the office window. — Michael Logan

I'm stuck in Bum Fuck, Missouri. She probably figured I was the safe bet. — Nicole Jacquelyn

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told. — Bum Phillips

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches. — Bum Phillips

I get really tired of getting painted up all the time. Basically, I'm a bum. — Morgan Fairchild

I can't sit on my bum very long in a movie theater seat, and when I'm directing, I always want to move the camera or edit. — Tony Scott

Fall in love with a dog's bum,
And thou'll think it pretty as a plum. — Marcel Proust

I have a constant hungry bum. It's like my own venus fly trap — Monica Merrill Mylet

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight. — Bum Phillips

A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum. — Lloyd Jones

You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes. — Bum Phillips

No matter what you do, do your best at it. If your going to be a bum, be the best bum there is. — Robert Mitchum

Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you. — Touaxia Vang

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. — Joe E. Lewis

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him. — Bum Phillips

Ah, but what is form but a bum wipe anyhow? — William H Gass

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag. — Scott Westerfeld

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again. — Bum Phillips

So be we king
or be we bum
the reed still whistles
the heart still hums — Patti Smith

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll. — Bum Phillips

I model jeans. You need a bum for those. — Georgia May Jagger

If you don't burn out at the end of each day, you're a bum. — George Lois

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home. — Bum Phillips

Every troublemaker's excuse! Put it up your bum with the rest of the dirt! — Stephen King

Do not kill him. That shit would totally bum Jane out. — J.R. Ward

Show me a hero and I'll show you a bum. — Gregory Boyington

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. — Jack Kemp

You say that you don't care about age and that you're ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure? — Edmund White

America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones. — Koren Zailckas

But then I hit my 20s and only made two albums, and now I live in a ski resort as a ski bum basically. — Vanessa Mae

In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum. — John Carpenter

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it. — Bum Phillips

The road to the Super Bowl runs
through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh. — Bum Phillips

New York is the place where everyone will stop a championship fight to look at an usher giving a drunk the bum's rush. — Damon Runyon

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs. — Trinny Woodall

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

You are either on Wall Street or you're a bum and there's nothing in between. — Katya G. Cohen

and the duck walked up to the lemonaide stand and said, "hey bum bum bum got any grapes? — Bryant Oden

Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. — George M. Cohan

My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind — Benny Bellamacina

I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a straight razor ... if you get too close to me — Charles Manson

I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap. — Hanya Yanagihara

That's what Rocky is all about: pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood. — Sylvester Stallone

I've got Ferraris coming out me bum. — Rod Stewart

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials. — Bum Phillips

Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum! — Dave Franklin

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. — Bum Phillips

I don't want to look like a bum. — Bobby Fischer

A bum slumped in a corner seat called out, Give the girl a dance already, ya bum! — Rachel Cohn

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired. — Bum Phillips

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier. — Evan Williams

I may be a bum but God has to rest on something — Chobo

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big. — Broderick Crawford

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter. — Cat Deeley

Everyone has areas they're not comfortable with, and mine are my bum, thighs, and legs. — Jessica Biel

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice. — Bum Phillips

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football) — Bum Phillips

It can bum you out when your intentions aren't, like, translated properly. — Kesha

You're a bum-rag covered in clart! — Scott Westerfeld

I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella. — Travis Fimmel

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one. — Cameron Diaz

It would decidedly not be okay to touch the bum. — Wendy Higgins

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity. — Marlon Brando

A secret control slip is a wonderful invention. It sculpts and lifts the bum and smooths the hips. — Marie Helvin

All my parents' music came from greatest hits albums. It was like the thought of getting even one bum track was too much for them to handle. — Carol Rifka Brunt

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. — Bum Phillips

Provide for her Future - if you can! - That's my motto! - But a man's just a plain bum who don't provide for his own Past! — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott