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When the sky's falling, I take shelter under bullshit.
— Scott Lynch
The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.
— Doug Stanhope
She'd been fed anti-consumerist bullshit by her parents but didn't understand simple economics.
— S.A. Tawks
Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck
— Hunter S. Thompson
The great poets are full of bullshit. Love has nothing on hatred's capacity to give a man purpose.
— Luke Scull
She's as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone.
— M.R. Carey
IT'S NOT RACISTTO BE PROUD
OF YOUR COUNTRY!'
no, but it is fucking
stupid
to think it makes
you a better man. — Andy Carrington
I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such a weird dynamic.
— Drew Barrymore
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Time doesn't heal all wounds. We both know that's bullshit; it comes from people who have nothing comforting or original to say.
— Adam Silvera
There's an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
— Gene Simmons
my life's motto: If you're not willing to invent cool-sounding bullshit about yourself, don't expect others to.
— Tim Dorsey
I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.
— John Waters
As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?"
"Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit. — Jim Butcher
It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit.
— Hassan Blasim
Here's to bullshit.
— A.S. King
Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap.
— Julie Kenner
All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce.
— Stephen King
Now, quit lookin' at my ass Ms. Bellemy and do some work. It's good for the soul , or some bullshit, I hear.
— Alex Morgan
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
— Woody Allen
Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order.
— Mark Leyner
People only need the right amount of bullshit for things to start exploding. Sad, but it's human nature.
— Gabbo De La Parra
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that cuts the bullshit.
— Ottessa Moshfegh
remember the old adage "You can't judge a book by its cover"? I'm here to tell you that's complete bullshit
— Tim Castleman
I'll accept that for now because there's a limit to how deeply I want to wade into your bullshit,' said Dimak.
— Orson Scott Card
It's very simple I got smacked up the side of the head and all your bullshit fell out and some sense seeped in. — Robyn Carr
It's like one day I just decided that it was all bullshit. Who are they to tell me I'm not amazing exactly as I am?
— Emily Nagoski
Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit.
— Suzy Kassem
I'm a total atheist, and for me it's just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living.
— Myla Goldberg
Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
— Adam Mansbach
You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?
— Sam Lipsyte
Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green ... Yikes, that stings! — Judy Byington
Anyone else asks how I'm doing I'll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It's true, but it'll stil be bullshit.
— Eileen Wilks
And all that 'don't want to lose you' is utter bullshit. But just in case it's true, guess what? You did lose me. Just now.
— Kristan Higgins
Ronan, for his part, couldn't quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. "It's a whole industry of bullshit," he said.
— Michael Lewis
There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it.
— Jon Rappoport
The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own.
— Joseph L. Galloway
The bank of lockers was down, the airlock door up. Human brains needed an answer, even if they had to make up something they knew was bullshit.
— James S.A. Corey
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
— George Carlin
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.
— Sophie Kinsella
Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.
— Justin Halpern
To have no desire is such a load of bullshit--forgive me for being so blunt. To have no passion in one's life is a cop-out for cowards.
— Irina Kovalyova
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.
— Alex Winter
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
— Justin Halpern
Life's too short to bullshit.
— Naomi Campbell
It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, This is who you are. This is what you are.
— Elizabeth Scott
I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
— Dane Cook
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface ...
— Charles Stross
Passion feels very democratic. It is the people's talent, available to all. It's also mostly bullshit.
— Scott Adams
Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.
— Ozzy Osbourne
It's all bullshit on Everest these days.
— Edmund Hillary
I hate flowers. They're all 'Look at me - I make food out of sunshine.' It's such bullshit.
— Kimberly Russell
But love is so often full of bullshit, isn't it?" "Here's
— Nora Roberts
That's bullshit right there. I should be waking up with my cock in her mouth not because I told her we'd do yoga this morning.
— Kendall Ryan
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.
— Brad Blanton
My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit .
— Jenny Lawson
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
