Bullshit's Quotes & Sayings
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I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out. —
John Waters

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms."
"Eh?"
"Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit. —
Jim Butcher

It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit. —
Hassan Blasim

Here's to bullshit. —
A.S. King

Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap. —
Julie Kenner

All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce. —
Stephen King

Now, quit lookin' at my ass Ms. Bellemy and do some work. It's good for the soul , or some bullshit, I hear. —
Alex Morgan

Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. —
Woody Allen

She gets that words are sometimes bullshit and people don't mean what they say and through it all it's only actions that matter. —
Katy Evans

Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order. —
Mark Leyner

I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake. —
Penny Reid

People only need the right amount of bullshit for things to start exploding. Sad, but it's human nature. —
Gabbo De La Parra

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. —
Ellen Hopkins

Your opinions are valid and important. Unless it's some stupid bullshit you're being shitty about, in which case you can just go fuck yourself. I —
Jenny Lawson

I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that cuts the bullshit. —
Ottessa Moshfegh

remember the old adage "You can't judge a book by its cover"? I'm here to tell you that's complete bullshit —
Tim Castleman

Maybe smiling at people would be my new revenge on the bullshit world. —
A.S. King

You think you're being brave, you think you're being sexy, you think you're transcending feminism. But that's bullshit. - Susan Brownmiller —
Ariel Levy

I'll accept that for now because there's a limit to how deeply I want to wade into your bullshit,' said Dimak. —
Orson Scott Card

It's very simple
I got smacked up the side of the head and all your bullshit fell out and some sense seeped in. —
Robyn Carr

It's like one day I just decided that it was all bullshit. Who are they to tell me I'm not amazing exactly as I am? —
Emily Nagoski

Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit. —
Suzy Kassem

Some girls had mothers who never called them beautiful but swore their love up and down. It's all the same, really. All bullshit. —
Leah Raeder

I'm a total atheist, and for me it's just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living. —
Myla Goldberg

I was never conscious of my screenplays having any acts. It's all bullshit. —
John Milius

It's like my dear old MeeMaw always says, 'You can't bullshit a bullshitter. —
Leah Rae Miller

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure? —
Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep. —
Adam Mansbach

You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own? —
Sam Lipsyte

It's like I'm a little me inside the big me and I'm holding an umbrella and the rain is bullshit and I am the rain and I am the bullshit. —
A.S. King

Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled.
"But Green ... Yikes, that stings! —
Judy Byington

Anyone else asks how I'm doing I'll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It's true, but it'll stil be bullshit. —
Eileen Wilks

And all that 'don't want to lose you' is utter bullshit. But just in case it's true, guess what? You did lose me. Just now. —
Kristan Higgins

Ronan, for his part, couldn't quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. "It's a whole industry of bullshit," he said. —
Michael Lewis

There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it. —
Jon Rappoport

It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me - such bullshit. —
Lauren Oliver

The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own. —
Joseph L. Galloway

The bank of lockers was down, the airlock door up. Human brains needed an answer, even if they had to make up something they knew was bullshit. —
James S.A. Corey

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. —
George Carlin

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches. —
Kevin Hart

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. —
Sophie Kinsella

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion. —
Justin Halpern

To have no desire is such a load of bullshit--forgive me for being so blunt. To have no passion in one's life is a cop-out for cowards. —
Irina Kovalyova

I want my mother right now. I want her so desperately that I physically ache to have her hold me, and it's absolutely bullshit that I have no one. —
Jessica Park

One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit. —
Alex Winter

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. —
Justin Halpern

Bullshit, as you Americans say.
He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too. —
Kevin Hearne

it's hard enough separating the good stuff from the bullshit without adding to the whole mess by wanting to know what you ain't gonna know. —
Jim Dodge

Life's too short to bullshit. —
Naomi Campbell

It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, This is who you are. This is what you are. —
Elizabeth Scott

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. —
H.M. Ward

When heard someone's boasting,
I could smell shit of bull from afar. —
Toba Beta

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. —
Mel Brooks

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day. —
Dane Cook

Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface ... —
Charles Stross

Passion feels very democratic. It is the people's talent, available to all. It's also mostly bullshit. —
Scott Adams

So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true, but it ain't. —
John Waters

Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. —
Ozzy Osbourne

It's all bullshit on Everest these days. —
Edmund Hillary

I hate flowers. They're all 'Look at me - I make food out of sunshine.' It's such bullshit. —
Kimberly Russell

But love is so often full of bullshit, isn't it?" "Here's —
Nora Roberts

Hey," Pavlicek held on, "what's the most bullshit word in the English language." "Closure." "Give that man a cigar," Pavlicek said, then hung up. —
Harry Brandt

I think there's a lot of unnecessary bullshit on the Internet. You can drown in it. —
Sky Ferreira

That's bullshit right there. I should be waking up with my cock in her mouth not because I told her we'd do yoga this morning. —
Kendall Ryan

It's hard to bullshit the ocean. It's not listening, you know what I mean. —
David Crosby

The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends. —
Sam Lipsyte

Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. —
Brad Blanton

My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit . —
Jenny Lawson

I don't believe that crime, danger and poverty make for good art. That's bullshit. —
David Byrne

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit. —
Richard Pryor

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit. —
Chuck Palahniuk

Let's be honest, honest it's important. I don't care about you, don't say bullshit and if there isn't any important thing please don't write me. —
Deyth Banger

It's not bullshit. I am fine. You're more than fine. You're damn beautiful. —
Kristen Proby

I want to be a man's man-not a kid actor or a glitzy pop star but a no-bullshit leading man. —
Scott Eastwood