When the sky's falling, I take shelter under bullshit.
— Scott Lynch
The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.
— Doug Stanhope
She'd been fed anti-consumerist bullshit by her parents but didn't understand simple economics.
— S.A. Tawks
Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck
— Hunter S. Thompson
The great poets are full of bullshit. Love has nothing on hatred's capacity to give a man purpose.
— Luke Scull
She's as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone.
— M.R. Carey
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I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such a weird dynamic.
— Drew Barrymore
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Time doesn't heal all wounds. We both know that's bullshit; it comes from people who have nothing comforting or original to say.
— Adam Silvera
There's an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
— Gene Simmons
my life's motto: If you're not willing to invent cool-sounding bullshit about yourself, don't expect others to.
— Tim Dorsey
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. — Mel Brooks
When heard someone's boasting,I could smell shit of bull from afar. — Toba Beta
I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. — H.M. Ward
It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, This is who you are. This is what you are. — Elizabeth Scott
Life's too short to bullshit. — Naomi Campbell
it's hard enough separating the good stuff from the bullshit without adding to the whole mess by wanting to know what you ain't gonna know. — Jim Dodge
Bullshit, as you Americans say.He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit. — Alex Winter
I want my mother right now. I want her so desperately that I physically ache to have her hold me, and it's absolutely bullshit that I have no one. — Jessica Park
Anyone else asks how I'm doing I'll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It's true, but it'll stil be bullshit. — Eileen Wilks
Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion. — Justin Halpern
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella
There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches. — Kevin Hart
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin
The bank of lockers was down, the airlock door up. Human brains needed an answer, even if they had to make up something they knew was bullshit. — James S.A. Corey
The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own. — Joseph L. Galloway
It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me - such bullshit. — Lauren Oliver
There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it. — Jon Rappoport
Ronan, for his part, couldn't quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. "It's a whole industry of bullshit," he said. — Michael Lewis
And all that 'don't want to lose you' is utter bullshit. But just in case it's true, guess what? You did lose me. Just now. — Kristan Higgins
To have no desire is such a load of bullshit--forgive me for being so blunt. To have no passion in one's life is a cop-out for cowards. — Irina Kovalyova
I want to be a man's man-not a kid actor or a glitzy pop star but a no-bullshit leading man. — Scott Eastwood
It's not bullshit. I am fine. You're more than fine. You're damn beautiful. — Kristen Proby
Let's be honest, honest it's important. I don't care about you, don't say bullshit and if there isn't any important thing please don't write me. — Deyth Banger
Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit. — Chuck Palahniuk
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor
I don't believe that crime, danger and poverty make for good art. That's bullshit. — David Byrne
My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit . — Jenny Lawson
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. — Brad Blanton
The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends. — Sam Lipsyte
I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day. — Dane Cook
That's bullshit right there. I should be waking up with my cock in her mouth not because I told her we'd do yoga this morning. — Kendall Ryan
I think there's a lot of unnecessary bullshit on the Internet. You can drown in it. — Sky Ferreira
Hey," Pavlicek held on, "what's the most bullshit word in the English language." "Closure." "Give that man a cigar," Pavlicek said, then hung up. — Harry Brandt
But love is so often full of bullshit, isn't it?" "Here's — Nora Roberts
I hate flowers. They're all 'Look at me - I make food out of sunshine.' It's such bullshit. — Kimberly Russell
It's all bullshit on Everest these days. — Edmund Hillary
Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. — Ozzy Osbourne
So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true, but it ain't. — John Waters
Passion feels very democratic. It is the people's talent, available to all. It's also mostly bullshit. — Scott Adams
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface ... — Charles Stross
It's hard to bullshit the ocean. It's not listening, you know what I mean. — David Crosby
Here's to bullshit. — A.S. King
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
People only need the right amount of bullshit for things to start exploding. Sad, but it's human nature. — Gabbo De La Parra
I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake. — Penny Reid
Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order. — Mark Leyner
She gets that words are sometimes bullshit and people don't mean what they say and through it all it's only actions that matter. — Katy Evans
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen
Now, quit lookin' at my ass Ms. Bellemy and do some work. It's good for the soul , or some bullshit, I hear. — Alex Morgan
All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce. — Stephen King
Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap. — Julie Kenner
As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?"
"Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit. — Jim Butcher
Some girls had mothers who never called them beautiful but swore their love up and down. It's all the same, really. All bullshit. — Leah Raeder
Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green ... Yikes, that stings! — Judy Byington
It's like I'm a little me inside the big me and I'm holding an umbrella and the rain is bullshit and I am the rain and I am the bullshit. — A.S. King
I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out. — John Waters
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep. — Adam Mansbach
Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
It's like my dear old MeeMaw always says, 'You can't bullshit a bullshitter. — Leah Rae Miller
I was never conscious of my screenplays having any acts. It's all bullshit. — John Milius
I'm a total atheist, and for me it's just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living. — Myla Goldberg
Your opinions are valid and important. Unless it's some stupid bullshit you're being shitty about, in which case you can just go fuck yourself. I — Jenny Lawson
It's like one day I just decided that it was all bullshit. Who are they to tell me I'm not amazing exactly as I am? — Emily Nagoski
It's very simple I got smacked up the side of the head and all your bullshit fell out and some sense seeped in. — Robyn Carr
I'll accept that for now because there's a limit to how deeply I want to wade into your bullshit,' said Dimak. — Orson Scott Card
You think you're being brave, you think you're being sexy, you think you're transcending feminism. But that's bullshit. - Susan Brownmiller — Ariel Levy
Maybe smiling at people would be my new revenge on the bullshit world. — A.S. King
remember the old adage "You can't judge a book by its cover"? I'm here to tell you that's complete bullshit — Tim Castleman
I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that cuts the bullshit. — Ottessa Moshfegh
You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own? — Sam Lipsyte
Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit. — Suzy Kassem
It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit. — Hassan Blasim
