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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
— David John Allan
God made us angels of energy, encased in solids - currents of life dazzling through a material bulb of flesh.
— Paramahansa Yogananda
The heart with letters on it shining like a light bulb through the trim hole painted in the chest, art history.
— Margaret Atwood
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.
— Thomas A. Edison
never use a halogen light bulb, as it could start a fire.
— Jonny Staples
My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
— Tom Waits
To have a "light-bulb moment", the power has to be on.
— Jennifer L. Feuerstein
I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage.
— Simon Pegg
I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I'm pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to light up.
— Jack Welch
Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf — Rob Grant
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf — Rob Grant
Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.
— Bob Dylan
We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it!
— Anne Sexton
Dempsey himself said you only spend so much time in the spotlight before they change the bulb. He had a very clever way with words.
— Roger Kahn
When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb.
— Gene Tierney
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but
— James Rollins
It is a greater act of faith to plant a bulb than to plant a tree.
— Clare Leighton
Yes, but when I go out, I let my light shine. Unlike you, who has yet to actually turn your light on. At least I know now there's a bulb in there.
— Kristen Painter
I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run.
— Patricia H. Graham
Ever since her diagnosis, she's been fading like a light bulb with cancer's hand on the rotary dimmer.
— Danielle Esplin
Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light.
— Ellis Peters
Are you a dim bulb or high-wattage?
— Neal Shusterman
Too often the spotlight that highlights our successes burns out quickly, while the spotlight that scrutinizes our failures is a long-life bulb.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!
— Various
I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.
— Henry Rollins
We are all exposed to the flash bulb of death.
— Allen Ginsberg
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it.
— Various
By the way, don't you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus' butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?
— Dana Marie Bell
A bare bulb swished from side to side. Dust floated in what little light it threw and cobwebs hung from the rafters. It smelled of spiders.
— Louise Penny
I grinned at Daemon and held up a bulb that was so green it almost matched his eyes. I decided it was going to be his bulb.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps.
— Thomas A. Edison
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight!
— Bill Bailey
I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did.
— Steve Jobs
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb.
— Nathan Fielder
This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?
— R.D. Ronald
Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!
— Heidi Klum
Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough.
— John Patrick Shanley
Luck is a light bulb that is switched on only once, after it switches off, it leaves a gap of regret and powerlessness
— Jasper Rules
What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
— Tennessee Williams
Full to the brim with hope and love and joy, she watched the little light bulb shining like a promise in the night.
— Jeanne DuPrau
Winter is for women The woman still at her knitting, At the cradle of Spanish walnut, Her body a bulb in the cold and too dumb to think.
— Sylvia Plath
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.
— Carrie Fisher
Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going to click on.
— Haruki Murakami
God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.
— Anthony Liccione
It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light bulb did not work; yet we have lights today.
— Benjamin Carson
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
— Brad Warner
Moths flitted in the porch light, pinging against the bulb, helplessly drawn to something they could never have.
— Jamie Ford
Gentle reader, we see God through our assholes in the flash bulb of orgasm.
— William S. Burroughs
To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as a 40 watt bulb in an expensive one.
— Edward Walker
The room was very shadowy, almost totally black all around, except for the light coming from the bright bulb of the lamp.
— Bruce Alterman
Beginning with doom in the bulb, the spring unravels ...
— Dylan Thomas
He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective.
— J.D. Salinger
My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at the top. But it was a term of endearment.
— Tyra Banks
What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle?
— Joseph Campbell
A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.
— Marshall McLuhan
I suppose that in a dark room, even a dim bulb feels bright.
— David Marusek