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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. — David John Allan

God made us angels of energy, encased in solids - currents of life dazzling through a material bulb of flesh. — Paramahansa Yogananda

The heart with letters on it shining like a light bulb through the trim hole painted in the chest, art history. — Margaret Atwood

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? — Steven Wright

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work. — Thomas A. Edison

never use a halogen light bulb, as it could start a fire. — Jonny Staples

My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. — Tom Waits

To have a "light-bulb moment", the power has to be on. — Jennifer L. Feuerstein

I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage. — Simon Pegg

I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I'm pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to light up. — Jack Welch

Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf — Rob Grant

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb. — Bob Dylan

We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! — Anne Sexton

Dempsey himself said you only spend so much time in the spotlight before they change the bulb. He had a very clever way with words. — Roger Kahn

When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb. — Gene Tierney

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but — James Rollins

It is a greater act of faith to plant a bulb than to plant a tree. — Clare Leighton

Yes, but when I go out, I let my light shine. Unlike you, who has yet to actually turn your light on. At least I know now there's a bulb in there. — Kristen Painter

I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run. — Patricia H. Graham

Ever since her diagnosis, she's been fading like a light bulb with cancer's hand on the rotary dimmer. — Danielle Esplin

Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light. — Ellis Peters

Are you a dim bulb or high-wattage? — Neal Shusterman

Too often the spotlight that highlights our successes burns out quickly, while the spotlight that scrutinizes our failures is a long-life bulb. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! — Various

I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb. — Henry Rollins

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. — Various

We are all exposed to the flash bulb of death. — Allen Ginsberg

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it. — Various

By the way, don't you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus' butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious? — Dana Marie Bell

A bare bulb swished from side to side. Dust floated in what little light it threw and cobwebs hung from the rafters. It smelled of spiders. — Louise Penny

I grinned at Daemon and held up a bulb that was so green it almost matched his eyes. I decided it was going to be his bulb. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps. — Thomas A. Edison

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did. — Steve Jobs

Split the Lark - and you'll find the Music, Bulb after Bulb, in Silver rolled. — Emily Dickinson

If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder

This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas? — R.D. Ronald

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! — Heidi Klum

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough. — John Patrick Shanley

Luck is a light bulb that is switched on only once, after it switches off, it leaves a gap of regret and powerlessness — Jasper Rules

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action. — Tennessee Williams

Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark. — Paul Arden

Full to the brim with hope and love and joy, she watched the little light bulb shining like a promise in the night. — Jeanne DuPrau

Winter is for women The woman still at her knitting, At the cradle of Spanish walnut, Her body a bulb in the cold and too dumb to think. — Sylvia Plath

I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like. — Carrie Fisher

Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going to click on. — Haruki Murakami

Oh love! You are like a light bulb in my life.
I am in deep darkness without you. — Debasish Mridha

God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch. — Anthony Liccione

It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light bulb did not work; yet we have lights today. — Benjamin Carson

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner

Moths flitted in the porch light, pinging against the bulb, helplessly drawn to something they could never have. — Jamie Ford

Gentle reader, we see God through our assholes in the flash bulb of orgasm. — William S. Burroughs

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again. — Henry Beard

To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as a 40 watt bulb in an expensive one. — Edward Walker

The room was very shadowy, almost totally black all around, except for the light coming from the bright bulb of the lamp. — Bruce Alterman

Beginning with doom in the bulb, the spring unravels ... — Dylan Thomas

He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective. — J.D. Salinger

My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at the top. But it was a term of endearment. — Tyra Banks

What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle? — Joseph Campbell

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence. — Marshall McLuhan

I suppose that in a dark room, even a dim bulb feels bright. — David Marusek

I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match — Darren Gough

The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann