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My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
— Henny Youngman
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
— Red Buttons
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
Cynicism places the cynic at the center seat of judgement with the self appointed authority to criticize and condemn.
— Jayce O'Neal
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.
— Patricia Briggs
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
— Michelle Hodkin
Don't just tell me your brother is funny-show me what he says and does and let me decide whether I want to laugh.
— Dennis G. Jerz
He smiled. "All that stuff can be learned," he said. "What you're doing now, that's instinct. And it counts for a lot.
— Jennifer E. Smith
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.
— S.E. Hinton
He told me that if you yelled out "JAMBA!" at full volume, all the employees would yell back "JUICE!" He lied.
— Morgan Matson
I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!
— Izabel Goulart
You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver.
— Neal Shusterman
If you can act right, you are richer than you think.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I have no beliefs of a religious kind.
— Helen Clark
If world is suspicious that Israel may detonate nuclear bomb and if the suspicion is a deterrent - that's good enough.
— Shimon Peres
No, because I was always nervous about being onstage.
— Carly Simon
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
— William Archibald Spooner
I want to be known as a great businessman.
— Edward Lampert
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
— Henny Youngman
Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present.
— Brandon Mull
