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Broke Up Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My car broke down just the other day,

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! — Rodney Dangerfield

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Ikechukwu Izuakor: Knowledge without wisdom is like a beautiful lady

Knowledge without wisdom is like a beautiful lady without morals — Ikechukwu Izuakor

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I broke my arm trying to fold a

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Rand Paul: I think a lot of things could be

I think a lot of things could be handled locally. — Rand Paul

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Elle Kennedy: I broke up with her to avoid getting

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it — Elle Kennedy

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The room is so small, when I put

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Sins immense, as is the sea - From

Sins immense, as is the sea - From them all, He cleanses me! — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Nnedi Okorafor: Science fiction is the only genre that enables

Science fiction is the only genre that enables African writers to envision a future from our African perspective. — Nnedi Okorafor

Broke Up Funny Quotes By George V. Higgins: Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do. — George V. Higgins

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Heather Cocks: How did you not know they broke up?

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Umm thanks for the phone. I think I

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ... — Robert Pattinson

Broke Up Funny Quotes By L. Frank Baum: He can't get broke so long as he

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

Broke Up Funny Quotes By William R. Forstchen: To become aware, no matter how disturbing that

To become aware, no matter how disturbing that reality is, is the first step to the resistance that we must be prepared to make in response. — William R. Forstchen

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: Nothing broke my heart like the slow death

Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Bobby Fischer: There isn't a woman player in the world

There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knights-odds to and still beat. — Bobby Fischer

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Sarah Masters: No one broke his finger and got away

No one broke his finger and got away with it. — Sarah Masters

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Nikki Rowe: My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: I'm up here in this womb, I'm looking

I'm up here in this womb, I'm looking all around. We'll, I'm looking out my belly button window and I see a whole lot of frowns. — Jimi Hendrix

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Jaime King: But the funny thing is, I broke my

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

Broke Up Funny Quotes By Fabolous: Being broke is a joke, I never found

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous

Broke Up Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: Funny thing about glass. When you broke the

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

Broke Up Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Well, I don't know how to break this

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling