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British Humor Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: The British nation is unique in this respect:

The British nation is unique in this respect: they are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst. — Winston S. Churchill

British Humor Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: Of course those that have charm don't really

Of course those that have charm don't really need brains. — Evelyn Waugh

British Humor Quotes By Frank Tayell: One day, and it may be long off,

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. — Frank Tayell

British Humor Quotes By Robert H. Schuller: Pessimism drops the curtain on tomorrow.

Pessimism drops the curtain on tomorrow. — Robert H. Schuller

British Humor Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Always skip to the pub to enjoy your

Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops — Benny Bellamacina

British Humor Quotes By Malcolm Bradbury: Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship — Malcolm Bradbury

British Humor Quotes By Douglas Adams: Would it save you a lot of time

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? — Douglas Adams

British Humor Quotes By Diane Samuels: Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake.. — Diane Samuels

British Humor Quotes By Bill Bryson: The pleasant fact is that the British are

The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be. — Bill Bryson

British Humor Quotes By Christian Lacroix: The world needs some excitement from fashion.

The world needs some excitement from fashion. — Christian Lacroix

British Humor Quotes By Daniel O'Malley: Rook Thomas, you look different somehow.""Well, I recently

Rook Thomas, you look different somehow."
"Well, I recently got the shit kicked out of me," she said.
"Ah, that would be it then. — Daniel O'Malley

British Humor Quotes By VIZ: Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed

Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit. — VIZ

British Humor Quotes By Sara Wolf: Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?""You're not British, Isis,"

Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?"
"You're not British, Isis," Naomi says.
"I can be things," I insist. — Sara Wolf

British Humor Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Now, the magic of British parks at night,

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle

British Humor Quotes By Sarra Manning: You took out a book on blow-job technique

You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there! — Sarra Manning

British Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The moment that an artist takes notice of

The moment that an artist takes notice of what other people want, and tries to supply the demand, he ceases to be an artist. — Oscar Wilde

British Humor Quotes By Julian Fellowes: Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. — Julian Fellowes

British Humor Quotes By Matt Rudd: At no point during the making of this

At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned out to be almost as painful. — Matt Rudd

British Humor Quotes By Katherine McIntyre: Geoff's arm emanated with a solid warmth I

Geoff's arm emanated with a solid warmth I longed for after our days aboard S.S.
British-Craphole. — Katherine McIntyre

British Humor Quotes By Kresley Cole: I can't help it that this is the

I can't help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle"- She pointed at her crotch-"when guys venture there, they tend to stay — Kresley Cole

British Humor Quotes By Catherine Tate: Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I

Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered. — Catherine Tate

British Humor Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Love of sugar had to mean true love.

Love of sugar had to mean true love. It just had to. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

British Humor Quotes By Chris Ware: I believe that the development of language -

I believe that the development of language - of naming, categorization, conceptualization - destroys our ability to see as we age. — Chris Ware

British Humor Quotes By Mary Karr: Ten years, she's dead, and I still find

Ten years, she's dead, and I still find myself some mornings reaching for the phone to call her. She could no more be gone than gravity or the moon. — Mary Karr

British Humor Quotes By Charles Finch: There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a

There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a British aristocrat ... — Charles Finch

British Humor Quotes By Zadie Smith: The whole plan's so high on the cheese

The whole plan's so high on the cheese factor it's practically Stilton — Zadie Smith

British Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: The sun never sets on the British Empire.

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. — Steven Wright

British Humor Quotes By Beck: I love British humor. It's just so -

I love British humor. It's just so - surreal. — Beck

British Humor Quotes By Rod Stewart: I suppose I miss the British cynicism and

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. — Rod Stewart

British Humor Quotes By Lee Westwood: Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood

British Humor Quotes By Jerry Mahoney: I read my email aloud to hear how

I read my email aloud to hear how it sounded, then I read it again in a British accent to make sure it didn't come across as pretentious. — Jerry Mahoney

British Humor Quotes By Lord Byron: Time strips our illusions of their hue, And

Time strips our illusions of their hue, And one by one in turn, some grand mistake Casts off its bright skin yearly like the snake. — Lord Byron

British Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind. — P.G. Wodehouse

British Humor Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: The British and Americans are two people separated

The British and Americans are two people separated by a common language. — George Bernard Shaw

British Humor Quotes By James A. Michener: I wondered how a man ever got an

I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick? — James A. Michener

British Humor Quotes By VIZ: corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such

corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles. — VIZ

British Humor Quotes By Beverly Cleary: With twins, reading aloud to them was the

With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. I read them picture books until they were reading on their own. — Beverly Cleary

British Humor Quotes By Peter Ustinov: British education is probably the best in the

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov