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The morning sky is a thought of the stars. — Will Advise

And always the cutting out and the buggering about and the buggering about and the rewriting and so on ... — Basil Bunting

Intelligence and education that hasn't been tempered by human affection isn't worth a damn. — Daniel Keyes

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

When the enemy has no face, society will invent one. — Susan Faludi

Working with younger artists kind of tests your judgment. You're not always right, but when you are, it's exciting. — Larry Gagosian

The North American Free Trade Agreement marked a fundamental change in the global trade scheme. — Enrique Pena Nieto

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. — Woody Allen

It would be great to just be able to ignore everything and pitch to a spot, to suppress the intellect and let the intuition take over. — Barry Zito

Loving oneself
Is the most primal
Of all survival mechanisms — Karen Hackel

The British are so funny. — Rose Byrne

I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces. — Ricky Gervais

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. — Julian Fellowes

You have to be a xenophile at heart to be a true New Yorker. — Chris Diamantopoulos

Celebrity distorts democracy by giving the rich, beautiful, and famous more authority than they deserve. — Maureen Dowd

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. — Stephen Clarke

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

I will never compromise on my poorly-thought-out, internally-inconsistent,
quasi-irrational principles. That's just how I roll. — Jessica Park

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. — Steven Wright

The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. — Jim Afremow

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle

It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could. — Andrew-Lee Potts

The truth, it needs no proof. Either it is or it isn't. — India.Arie

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

I would rather live with the consequences of my failures than live in regret without ever trying. — Bryan Nyaude

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver

There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a British aristocrat ... — Charles Finch

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

Life is filled with endless hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. — Craig Ferguson