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Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Well, I'm not saying that America is a

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's just Gods way of getting babies to

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster! — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's a good thing I'm a professional and

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I've been doing som jogging at home recently

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: My tears cure cancer too, it's just that

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: That image is a couple different people's homes

That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I did theater for a few years while

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Maybe that's all that family really is, a

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't ask questions. I just figure the

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It depresses me when people expect me to

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: If we've learned anything, it's that the combination

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I love the holiday season, almost as much

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Seriously, when's the last time you saw me

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I could be one if I wanted to,

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's always weird being the only white person

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Oh sure, I have a few black people

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I think in a play it's wise to

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I certainly do not consider myself the next

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks,

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I really couldn't say how famous I really

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I mean, so what if it's a little

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's just people trying to get on TV,

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I think the Bible should be re-written for

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.' — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

I mean, what's eleven million people now days? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's a give and take relationship with my

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Its not that I'm in love with myself,

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: She can't say no if she's unconscious.

She can't say no if she's unconscious. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I know every politician spins the truth a

I know every politician spins the truth a little. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: When you win your first Grammy, it's true,

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: There's a lot of gray area in the

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's funny when I read the tabloids and

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I've always wanted to have kids of my

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Look on the bright side; that's one bullet

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: After all meat is meat. I don't understand

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: A lot of people consider 9/11 to be

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I know I probably should be sad about

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer ... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I'd really like to give back to the

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Don't get me wrong, I love the idea

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't think it's that bad, I mean,

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that ... that's something. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: My dog has a cough. If you've never

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's not that George Bush doesn't care about

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't want to be one of those

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I use the N word almost daily. It

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It has been pretty much downhill ever since

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I went to film school and wanted to

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

The Jews are just clumsy bakers. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Yeah i thought about making the character of

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay ... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I always liked the story of Noah's Ark

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't have anything against this Jesus guy,

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: You always see black people complaining about this

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: A kid came up to me the other

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: That cyclone in Burma? That was just me

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ... — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Put God and me in a cage, what

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't get why arabs are so pissed

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I had a very funny family.

I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I was originally set to star in 'The

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I always wanted to direct movies. That's what

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I have no desire to make money off

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: There is one person I can think of

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't want to blame it all on

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It raises several serious questions. For example, how

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: What else could I tell them? I like

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: If Democrats want to start winning elections in

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I know the Bible isn't real because it

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: They say the number on rule in showbusiness

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: If it were up to me, it'd be

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: It's not that I think the Nazis were

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: You want to know the secret of my

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ... — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that — Zach Braff

Braff's Quotes By Zach Braff: I think a lot of people are drawn

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff