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I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat. — R.A. Smith

He hadn't said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, "You're wearing my socks. — Melody J. Bremen

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels! — Brooke Sachau

I didn't like his tone. In fact I didn't like boys' tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be rude to girls because they knew they were hot. — Luella Christie

I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting." Rate St. Sebastian. — Samanthe Beck

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor. — Kimberly Guilfoyle

Some women simply find bad boys hot, attractive, and very bad ones enthralling and mesmerizing — Anno Nomius

I'm doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home. — Kathleen Brooks

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

You're the only kick-ass general I know who needs three gay boys to dress him, John."
"But I only need one gay boy to undress me. — Sarah Black

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. — MaryJanice Davidson

Did you get notes for me?"
"No", Ronan replied,"I thought you were dead in a ditch. — Maggie Stiefvater

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. — Lois Greiman

The thought of Peter and John Ambrose McClaren in the same space together again is discomforting. Where would I even look? — Jenny Han

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken? — Ally Carter

You're human, that's what I like about you. Well not that you're a human, well yes that you're human but that you're a girl human. — Evelyn Smith

Pennsylvania. The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land — Sara Shepard

You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner — Natasha Larry

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys. — George R R Martin

If I hired one of the stock boys to chase me around the store with a licorice whip, I'd be thin by Christmas. — Jennette Fulda

Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys. — Louise Rennison

You might as well humor me and let the Band-Aid boys check you out. — Pamela Clare

Mr Warty's face swelled up like a puffer fish - all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes. — Ferguson Fartworthy

You're staring," Lana said.
"Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys. — Michael Grant

If it had a social security number, Ronan had fought with it. — Maggie Stiefvater

A hug a day keeps the bad boys away. — Jim Anderson

God doesn't do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, "Can I be excused the Crucifixion?" No! — Alan Bennett

boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin? — Frank

You know, most boys enjoy being trapped in close quarters with a girl. — Veronica Roth

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. — SIERRA

The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable. — Jean Webster

Obsessing over a boy makes the time fly. — Alecia Whitaker

I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio. — Hailey Abbott

Lots of old guys wore beige trench coats and those flat caps that made them look like boys who sold newspapers a hundred years ago. — A.J. Cattapan

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!
Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer — Mark Twain

That's it ... I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive. — Samantha Young

He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I'm one sick bitch, that's for sure. — Siobhan Davis

Well, I am glad you boys didn't try to use my saws, or we would really have a mess," Big Tim teased. — Gretchen Preston

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. — Rachel Caine

They were, thank the patron saint of jilted gay boys everywhere, Saint Oh-No-He-Din't. — Cherie Noel

He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. — Kresley Cole

Spoiler alert: Boys are savages. — Nicola Yoon

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of ... here. — C. JoyBell C.

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow. — Beth Garrod

The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't wanna date is a circle. — John Green

One boy's a boy; two boys be half a boy, and three boys be no boy at all', ran the old country saying. — Flora Thompson

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red hair up top also have ... yep. — L.A. Meyer

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney

Get fat if you can, boys. Tomorrow's bringin' her sister. — Gary Prisk

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare. — Magan Vernon

My many years of living have not made the actions of teenage boys any less enigmatic. — Avery Williams

I never see any difference in boys. I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys and beef-faced boys. — Charles Dickens

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver. — Santosh Kalwar

I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores — Adriana Trigiani