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I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
— Greg Behrendt
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
— Jackie Collins
If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
— Leah Broadby
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
— J.M. Barrie
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.
— Shiloh Fernandez
There can be funny moments during sad stories
— Ammon Shea
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas
Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books.
— Ella Minster
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.
— Antonio Lobo Antunes
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.
— Ryan Lilly
I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys.
— Gretchen Preston
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle.
— Natasha Boyd
There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave.
— Leah Broadby
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis
I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot.
— Ian Strang
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
— Leah Broadby
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.
— Kelly Moran
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
— Chris Rock
I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy.
— Bauvard
There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.
— Scott Douglas