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Books On Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld
Books On Funny Quotes By Leah Broadby: There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby
Books On Funny Quotes By Warren Ellis: I've died before. It was boring, so I I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. — Warren Ellis
Books On Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Books On Funny Quotes By Graham Greene: I ought to write funny books. Life is I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene
Books On Funny Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: No matter how strong you are, you cannot No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov
Books On Funny Quotes By Ian Strang: The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang
Books On Funny Quotes By Roald Dahl: Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful. — Roald Dahl
Books On Funny Quotes By Macaulay Culkin: The funny thing is, I'm not really a The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. — Macaulay Culkin
Books On Funny Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd
Books On Funny Quotes By Leah Broadby: Memory is like a box of chocolates. They Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby
Books On Funny Quotes By Andrea L'Artiste: The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged. — Andrea L'Artiste
Books On Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran
Books On Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Community college is like a disco with books: Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock
Books On Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I hope people of the future will remember I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. — Bauvard
Books On Funny Quotes By Scott Douglas: There was the smell of old books, a There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas
Books On Funny Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily
Books On Funny Quotes By Shubham Choudhary: If I were you, I'd go and do If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
Books On Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman
Books On Funny Quotes By Mary Papas: - If you could describe my son in - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas
Books On Funny Quotes By Ella Minster: Grace shivered even though it was hot out, Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster
Books On Funny Quotes By Ammon Shea: There can be funny moments during sad stories There can be funny moments during sad stories — Ammon Shea
Books On Funny Quotes By Andy Vogt: Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,Laugh Insanely, Love Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt
Books On Funny Quotes By Dav Pilkey: I think my funny books are my favorites I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. — Dav Pilkey
Books On Funny Quotes By Unknown: When I think about books, I touch my When I think about books, I touch my shelf. — Unknown
Books On Funny Quotes By Antonio Lobo Antunes: It's funny - my wife is more jealous It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. — Antonio Lobo Antunes
Books On Funny Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: I do not do free e-books. I occasionally I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger
Books On Funny Quotes By Sorin Suciu: It was all kind of fuzzy, as if It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks. — Sorin Suciu
Books On Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I surround myself with books when I write, I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly
Books On Funny Quotes By Gretchen Preston: I wish there were jokes in the cat I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston
Books On Funny Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson