Bollocks Quotes
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If there is a God he hasn't been paying attention. He should retire and hand over to a younger man, because he's making a real bollocks of everything.
— Lemmy Kilmister
I got fed up of listening to bollocks
— Jeremy Paxman
The words 'mainly in America' translated to me as 'this is bollocks' and I sat back in my chair with a sigh.
— Danny Wallace
I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?
— Michael O'Leary
People buy such bollocks at museums. They don't know what else to do once they're there.
— David Mitchell
Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
— Pete Postlethwaite
Bollocks,' she curses softly.
— Sunny Singh
Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.
— Germaine Greer
Trees are always the cure for your modern bollocks.
— Kevin Hearne
I knew it was love because it was easy to talk about a load of bollocks and laugh until we hurt.
— Lucy Robinson
Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica,
— L. H. Cosway
Bollocks to the rules!
— William Golding
Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.
— Ben Aaronovitch
With a grunt he levered himself to his feet, causing the chair to bang against the bookcase behind him and set the various objet d'bollocks rattling.
— Ben Aaronovitch
We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.
— Tessa Dare
Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.
— Ken Bates
Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you've secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks.
— Ken Scott
They claim they're living the vita apostolica; but you didn't find the apostles feeling each other's bollocks.
— Hilary Mantel
There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks.
— Bob Geldof
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!
— Billy Connolly
We're going to bollocks up our second chance at Eden, even before the paint has dried.
— Stephen Baxter
You know those vampire myths? Bollocks to them.
— Rosemary A. Johns
There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can't be measured, doesn't exist. Bollocks. It does exist
— Sam Allardyce
That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it. — Trevor Baxendale
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it. — Trevor Baxendale
If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I'd say your life's pretty good
— Karl Pilkington
What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.
— Richard Wilson
The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact.
— Jennifer Harrison
Bollocks! Bollocks, bollocks.
— Peter F. Hamilton
Bollocks to should.
— Nick Harkaway