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If there is a God he hasn't been paying attention. He should retire and hand over to a younger man, because he's making a real bollocks of everything. — Lemmy Kilmister

I got fed up of listening to bollocks — Jeremy Paxman

Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says. — Gordon Ramsay

The words 'mainly in America' translated to me as 'this is bollocks' and I sat back in my chair with a sigh. — Danny Wallace

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares? — Michael O'Leary

People buy such bollocks at museums. They don't know what else to do once they're there. — David Mitchell

Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter. — Pete Postlethwaite

Bollocks,' she curses softly. — Sunny Singh

Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time. — Germaine Greer

Trees are always the cure for your modern bollocks. — Kevin Hearne

I knew it was love because it was easy to talk about a load of bollocks and laugh until we hurt. — Lucy Robinson

No-one knows anything. Anyone who tells you they do ... is full of bollocks. — Melissa Keil

Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica, — L. H. Cosway

You've never kicked him in the bollocks - that should speak volumes to you. — Suzanne Wright

Bollocks to the rules! — William Golding

Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative. — Ben Aaronovitch

I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks. — Robert Plant

With a grunt he levered himself to his feet, causing the chair to bang against the bookcase behind him and set the various objet d'bollocks rattling. — Ben Aaronovitch

We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions. — Tessa Dare

Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies. — Ken Bates

He knows religion is bollocks," Collingswood said. "He just wishes he didn't. — China Mieville

Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks — Liz Jensen

Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you've secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks. — Ken Scott

They claim they're living the vita apostolica; but you didn't find the apostles feeling each other's bollocks. — Hilary Mantel

There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks. — Bob Geldof

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!! — Billy Connolly

We're going to bollocks up our second chance at Eden, even before the paint has dried. — Stephen Baxter

You know those vampire myths? Bollocks to them. — Rosemary A. Johns

There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can't be measured, doesn't exist. Bollocks. It does exist — Sam Allardyce

That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it. — Trevor Baxendale

If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I'd say your life's pretty good — Karl Pilkington

What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks. — Richard Wilson

The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact. — Jennifer Harrison

Bollocks! Bollocks, bollocks. — Peter F. Hamilton

Bollocks to should. — Nick Harkaway

You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see it was just bollocks. — Richard Grant