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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. — Bob Hope

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded. — Bob Hope

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? — Bob Hope

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream. — Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right. — Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. — Bob Hope

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.' — Bob Hope

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. — Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass. — Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur. — Bob Hope

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees. — Bob Hope

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. — Bob Hope

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole. — Bob Hope

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. — Bob Hope

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! — Bob Hope

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags. — Bob Hope

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ... — Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee. — Jimmy Demaret

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters. — Bob Hope

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. — Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it. — Bob Hope

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. — Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees. — Bob Hope

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. — Bob Hope

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. — Bob Hope

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. — Bob Hope

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters. — Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. — Bob Hope

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. — Bob Hope

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division. — Bob Hope

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. — Gerald R. Ford

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope