Blondes Vs Brunettes Quotes

Blondes Vs Brunettes Quotes & Sayings

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A story is a really weird art object that should contain life but not be enslaved by the banality. — George Saunders

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. — Anna Kournikova

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there. — Craig Kilborn

I ... Kisss the tender inward of thy hand. — William Shakespeare

Knowledge is the switch that turns on the light; wisdom is the battery that powers it. — Matshona Dhliwayo

We live in a world where we give our pounds to those who have too much and our pennies to those who have too little — Dean Griffiths

Never any knowledge was delivered in the same order it was invented. — Francis Bacon

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots? — Rita Rudner

I try to sleep myself, but my occupied mind is holding my tired body hostage. — Camron Wright

Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie — Stanley Victor Paskavich

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — George Carlin

I'm quite certain that the audience that I've got for my stuff don't listen to the lyrics. — David Bowie

I ended up performing on a full time basis and I never got to Julliard at all. — Tom Glazer

Banking gives you a glimpse into what makes companies succeed and what makes companies fail. — Sally Jewell

Gentlemen prefer blondes ... but gentlemen marry brunettes. — Anita Loos

Ever heard of the phrase 'midlife crisis'? — Janet Maslin