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Blanket Funny Quotes & Sayings

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A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets. — Amy Summers

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. — Nicole McKay

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. — Nicole McKay

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. — Nicole McKay

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. — Nicole McKay

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. — Woody Allen

Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel. — Christoph Fischer

In our household, the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita sat on the shelf alongside books of Greek and Norse and African mythology — Barack Obama

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. — Nicole McKay

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. — Nicole McKay

He longed to be lost but he couldn't bear not to be found. — Ronald Blythe

Truth is a gem that is found at a great depth; whilst on the surface of the world all things are weighed by the false scale of custom. — Lord Byron

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

For all the normal people who make fun of the mentally ill it's spelled K.A.R.M.A. and it's pronounced your days coming, Bitch! — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. — Nicole McKay

I know I can't own a hilltop, a meadow, or a mountainside. But keeping it a secret somehow makes it mine. — Joyce Rachelle

I feel the most connected to my art when it comes from my real life and hopefully the audience feels that. — Nick Jonas

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. — Nicole McKay

If was, increased by a lack of railways in Russia - for bringing up supplies to our advancing troops. — Gerd Von Rundstedt

For never doubt that those souls who live least by the flesh feel themselves most defiled by its defilement. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould