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Birthday Humor Quotes & Sayings

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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. — Karen Marie Moning

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

By the time he graduates, projected to be by his thirtieth birthday, Wheeler's transcript will be a meme used to scare children into studying harder. — Kurt Dinan

If you can't do something smart, do something right. — Joss Whedon

Someone asked me when is my birthday?
The poet inside me replied,
My birthday is on the last day of the year,
It's 31st December my dear! — Anamika Mishra

Isn't it wonderful to give birth to your own kind? — Lailah Gifty Akita

The past you lost is just like a dream. As you woke up new life
starts. So, your actual birthday will be your death day. — A.G Sorachi

Just so I'm clear ... you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman? — Lindsay Buroker

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. — Erma Bombeck

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

We don't forgive because people deserve it, we forgive so we can see again. — Jason Upton

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking. — Laura Kreitzer

The collisions happen 40 yards down the field, so if you take off from 5 yards or 10, it does not even matter. Do I make sense? I mean, come on. — Will Muschamp

Violet Lynn Parker, you'd better spill or I'll start bellowing 'Happy Birthday' to you in my Bobcat Goldthwait voice. — Ann Charles

If you don't read my book, I'm not coming to your birthday party. — Tim Yeager

I hate to tell you this, but it's not my birthday. Do I still get the present? ~ Michael McCade — Samanthe Beck

My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face. — Mariana Zapata

hope your birthday is hot hot hot — Jeff Kinney

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

It's so weird to be alive and to be inside a body. — Alejandro Jodorowsky