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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman

On the occasion of Mahatma Gandhi's birthday, I salute every individual who honors the core values of his legacy, making him proud of humanity. — Widad Akreyi

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. — Lewis Black

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

Happy birthday, friend of my heart," she said. — Lauren Groff

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. — David Ulevitch

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

It does not seem a year Since last we sent to you Our wishes for your special day And all that you would do. — Janet Horne

It was only wishful thinking. And whether wishes were made by blowing out birthday candles or on a shooting star, they never came true. — Jessica Sorensen

Children are sacred beings. — Lailah Gifty Akita

No regrets, just love. We can dance until we die. You and I, we'll be young forever! — Katy Perry

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. — David Letterman

You don't get older, you get better. — Shirley Bassey

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

1 day left, today 16 years old tomorrow 17 years old... Just one DAY! — Deyth Banger

I love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present. — Leo Buscaglia

One, one, two, zero," I told him through the chattering of my teeth. "It's my birthday. — Patricia Briggs

If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being? — Joy Page

Every morning is my birthday and every night is my death-day. — Santosh Kalwar

What I wouldn't give to be seventy again! — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour. — Oprah Winfrey

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy

This loving greeting
is from the man who wants to share,
my life, my love, my everything
because nothing else compares. — Susan Smith

Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had! — Julie McGregor

When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday. — Karl Lagerfeld

Am I dying, or is this my birthday? — Nancy Astor

The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be. — Rysa Walker

I'd be a birthday cake! — Liam Payne

As it's your 40th birthday
This, we'd like to say
May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness
On this, your special day. — John Walter Bratton

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. — Bruce Springsteen

I wish you many congratulations on your birthday. — Auliq Ice

This birthday verse is little and I want you to know and see, that you're someone very special especially to me. — Susan Smith

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax. — Keith Waterhouse

this has been a birthday best forgotten."
"Most birthdays are, milord," his man said agreeably — Mary Balogh

The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts. — Timothy Dwight V

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns

The holy time establish the holy-event. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various

Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one. — Frederick Leboyer

Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday — Margaret Jones

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. — Lionel Blue

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know. — Andy Borowitz

I had never been allowed to invite friends on my birthday, and nor was I on this one. I was sullen and surly, I ate the cake without a word ... — Karl Ove Knausgard

Hell, my parents forgot my birthday, yet threw a freaking party for the family Chihuahua. — Rachel Van Dyken

She knew what he had in mind.
He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday.
There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. — Jana Oliver

Birthday should be considered as a unit of measurement to measure our present status toward success! — Mohith Agadi

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. — George Bernard Shaw

May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are. — Debasish Mridha

So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. — Jenny Lawson

I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year. — Will Rogers

Here's to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. If you fall off. Get back on her. If you can't cum in her. Cum on her! Happy Birthday Man! — Kimberly Lauren

On October 19, 2009, my sixteenth birthday, Wild Eyes officially became mine! Now it was really happening. — Abby Sunderland

What is birthday, but a celebration of death. — Aphole

Some people reach the age of sixty before others. — Samuel Hood, 1st Viscount Hood

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition. — Thelonious Monk

Today is a special day that will go by very fast, so let's take every second to make the most out of every moment. — Auliq Ice

Birthday sex is my speciality. — Amy Andrews

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith

He held out the pendant in the palm of his hand.
"Happy birthday, Copper," he whispered. — Sharon Lynn Fisher

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' — Thom Yorke

I'm not getting old. I'm getting better. — Shirley Bassey

I wish but to share your gifts as a young boy on his birthday would excitedly rip open his packages to the view of others. — Dan Groat

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy

Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured.
"Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. — Cassandra Clare

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Joe Dean

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

God schedules a birthday, not man. — Robert A. Bradley

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

It's in my stars to invent; I was born on Madame Curie's birthday. I have this need for originals, for innovation. That's why I like Charlie Parker. — Joni Mitchell

I DIDN'T KNOW THE POOR MAN laid out in his birthday suit on Claire's table, only that his death might have been related to the Del Norte tragedy. — James Patterson

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

The only day you truly wish to spend being a good person is your birthday. — Pratik Akkawar

I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. — Rick Riordan

You're 60
But honestly it doesn't show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago! — John Walter Bratton

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off. — Joan Rivers

Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad. — David Walliams

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! — Norm MacDonald

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. — Charles Lamb

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince

Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake. — Josh Lanyon

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? — Derek Landy

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

You are a child of humanity and every day is your precious birthday. — Debasish Mridha

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time. — Maureen O'Hara