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Birth Funny Quotes & Sayings

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It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Utterly still,all but invisible against the wall of the stable, the Dragon kept watch over his Saxon bride. — Josie Litton

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down. — H.L. Mencken

Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard

Life is like a roller coaster. It's never going to be perfect - it is going to have perfect moments, and then rough spots, but it's all worth it. — Patti Smith

People find a way through just about anything. — Jeanne DuPrau

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We have no desire to continue a sanctions war, trading blows. — Sergei Lavrov

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. — Megan Follows