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Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license. — David Letterman

What does it feel like to be latent?
I don't know. What does it feel like to be so old that your birth certificate is in Roman numerals? — Suzanne Wrightt

Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous. — Conan O'Brien

Laws forbidding adoptees from accessing their original birth certificates are outdated and need to be changed today. — DaShanne Stokes

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. — Jackie Vernon

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it. — Jenny Offill

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. — E.L. Doctorow

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. — Ronnie Shakes

Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death. — Jennifer Dunn

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. — Satchel Paige

There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate. — Michael Gough

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. — Will Rogers

In a Cafe
I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover. — Richard Brautigan

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name. — Rickey Henderson

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate. — David Letterman

Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God. — Joel Osteen

A change in paperwork [birth certificate] can't erase words stamped on the human heart. — Charles Martin

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. — Rush Limbaugh

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. — Mitt Romney

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name. — Anna Nicole Smith

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate. — Jay Leno

Growing older is a blurred birth certificate that only can take us to this world's perplexed journey, but it cannot smear the letters of the epitaph — Munia Khan

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair — Trevor Jones

Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say. — Katja Millay

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. — Donald Trump

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go. — David Letterman

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. — George Lopez

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. — Steven Wright

Gender data is important. If girls don't have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children? — Kathy Calvin

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' — David Letterman

There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama

I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it. — Raul Labrador

No matter what his birth certificate said or didn't say, he was Billy Dent's son. — Barry Lyga

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or ... anything. — Barack Obama

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.' — Vicky Hartzler

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Orly Taitz

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate. — David Letterman

Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved — Juan Manuel Santos