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I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak. — Michael Zaslow

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window. — Chris Rock

The fact that you can forge a twenty dollar bill doesn't prove that all twenty dollar bills are forgeries. — Rupert Sheldrake

Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer. — Mike Shannon

You only can live on adrenaline for so long; one thing is for sure, it doesn't pay the bills. — John Barrow

Pass the bill to find out what's in it — Nancy Pelosi

Bill Viola is worth ten Scorseses. — Peter Greenaway

My advice for writers is to get a good day job. It takes the pressure off writing if you have a job that pays the bills. — Abraham Verghese

He took a money clip out of his pocket, pulled off several bills. "Take it. It'll save you time. — J.D. Robb

I've introduced eight bills to fight for support for our small businesses and ensure we get funding to rebuild public housing - among other things. — Cedric Richmond

I have said, with respect to authorization bills, that I do not want the Congress or the country to commit fiscal suicide on the installment plan. — Everett Dirksen

All I ever wanted to do was act. And pay my bills — Edie Falco

I pay the bills, I pay for everything. — Marat Safin

Either we pay the government's bills, or we leave them for our kids to pay. It's that simple. — Laurence Kotlikoff

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes. — Oscar Wilde

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks. — John McCain

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten. — Oscar Wilde

I'm always workin', man. I gotta pay the light bills. — Lee Daniels

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one. — George Meany

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills. — Sophie Kinsella

All you need to know is this. You can never go wrong by voting for a bill that fails, or against a bill that passes. — Bob Dole

Yes I would have been able to play for Bill Parcells. — Deion Sanders

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.' — David Letterman

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio. — Bill O'Reilly

I'm not thuggin' for me, I'm thuggin' for my family, I pay all the bills, I feed my whole family, wrong or right, I do and I can't stop. — Tupac Shakur

The NSA is not looking through people's address books and Visa bills and violating the rights of average citizens. That's not what the NSA does. — Michael Gerson

We're all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Leaving would imply suitcases and empty drawers, and late birthday cards with ten-dollar bills stuffed inside. — Julie Kagawa

How does the richest country in the history of the world fail to pay its bills? — Rick Perry

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' — Bill Engvall

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service. — Jon Jones

My career doesn't depend on painting Bill Clinton. — Nelson Shanks

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life. — Gloria Swanson

That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet. — Rush Limbaugh

Here's where I'm different from a senator. We pass continuing resolutions. We pass appropriations bills. — Kevin Cramer

As distasteful as it may seem when you're busy plotting to take over the world, it's equally important to stay on top of your bills. — Sophia Amoruso

I throw away stacks of newspaper and catalogs, bills that probably went unpaid for years, plastic bags of hangers and wires, and the hockey stick. — Holly Black

We all know if we change the bill, it's gone. — Harry Reid

There are only three ways to meet the unpaid bills of a nation. The first is taxation. The second is repudiation. The third is inflation. — Herbert Hoover

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills. — Bertolt Brecht

It is a pipe dream to think that that bill is going to the floor and be voted on. — Peter Roskam

If poor people are spending their own money, it is amazing how fast they will figure out how to keep a lid on medical bills. — Rick Scott

Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve — Simon Pegg

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills. — Mike Epps

The problem today is that many of us see our jobs just as a duty, something we're obligated to do to pay the bills. — Jeff Goins

I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox,
... But that's another topic. — Diamond D

The bill that was about jobs, jobs, jobs has turned into a bill that's about spending, spending, spending. — John Boehner

There is no such thing as a 'free' government benefit. Ask small-business owners who are footing skyrocketing bills for bottomless jobless benefits. — Michelle Malkin

Men are often capable of greater things than they perform. They are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent. — Horace Walpole

I don't blame Bill Maher for mocking religion. I can see why he took the trouble to make the movie. In one sense, it's overdue. — Ray Comfort

I was in the state Senate in Wyoming, and we actually legislated. We offered amendments on bills and voted on things. — John Barrasso

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman

I failed in some subject but my friend pass in all,today he is an engineer in microsoft and iam is owner of microsoft.
-Bills Gate — Gangaji

Vanity does not pay the bills. — Robert Black

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan

Carolyn Maloney has been a consistent fighter for Afghan women but also for International Family Planning Bills. — Eleanor Smeal

For the vast majority of Americans who work hard and play by the rules, paying the bills may be hard some months, but it's something we always do. — Ami Bera

I don't remember anything from the Bills. It was rough there, but it is what it is. Now I'm here in the Super Bowl, just trying to enjoy that. — Tarvaris Jackson

I'll commit suicide before I vote on a clean minimum-wage bill, — John Boehner

Love ... Just Nature's way of getting one person to pay the bills for another person. — Jeanette Winterson

I invented it, Bill made it famous. — David Bradley

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. — Richard J. Needham

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

It is?classic Bill Clinton, sincere and deceptive at the same time, requiring a careful reading between the lines. — David Maraniss

On the strength of strong public support, I will have (the postal reform bills) passed within this session, — Junichiro Koizumi

People grew up on the animated movie. Bill Condon is Bill Condon. And nobody does those movies better than Disney does. — Todd Lieberman

A fig for your bill of fare; show me your bill of company. — Jonathan Swift

I was doing a cheap sneaky job for people I didn't like, but that's what you hire out for, chum. They pay the bills, you dig the dirt. — Raymond Chandler

I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills. — Chelsea Handler

I know it's been 15 years since the Bills made the playoffs. Well get ready, man, we're going. We are going. — Rex Ryan

Paying bills is hard, and dealing with a teen makes life even harder. — Richard Powell

The words, 'penalty,' 'restrict' and 'violate' appeared more times in President Clinton's health care reform bill than in his crime bill. — Steve Forbes

It's a small-town rule: Never speak ill of the dead until the estate has paid the outstanding bills. — Leslie Meier

Mike Compton knows more about Bill Monroe style mandolin than the Father of Bluegrass himself. — John Hartford

It [the Brady Bill] is not a panacea. It's not going to stop crimes of passion or drug-related crime. — Sarah Brady

I wish I was as sure about things as Bill Monroe was sure about things. — Steve Earle

Comes the time when it's later
and onto your table the headwaiter
puts the bill — Robert Creeley

If you can't fill the till, then don't pass the bill. — Ann Richards

If growing up means not seeing one's family and friends on the regular - all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The more you live, the better an actor you are, but maybe I'd like to do something else on the side. Something to pay the bills as well. — Clemence Poesy

Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills. — Amelia Hutchins

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. — Terence

The Republicans want to turn Medicare into a voucher plan that will end guaranteed coverage of medical bills for the elderly. — Juan Williams

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

My friend Bill O'Reilly is completely full of sh*t. — Jon Stewart

The only link between Literature and the Drama left to us in England at the present moment is the bill of the play. — Oscar Wilde

I've admired Bill Kauffman's books for years ... appealing, elegantly written, and entirely American. — Howard Frank Mosher

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills. — Jean Harlow

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar. — Tom Robbins

No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the house. — P. J. O'Rourke

When I look at Bill, I know right away how he thinks. I can feel if he's having problems, even if I'm not with him. — Tom Kaulitz

Please say this gas bill is just an estimate — Adolf Hitler

We can get this done! Take a vote, and send me that bill. — Barack Obama

I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed. — Bono

Recommended additon to the Consumer Privacy Bill of Rights: "A right to not have your data rise up and attack you." — Benjamin Wittes

If you pass the ball to Bill Cartwright, you'll never get the ball from me. — Michael Jordan

The United States could dramatically reduce its carbon emissions per kilowatt-hour without raising its overall energy bill. — Joseph J. Romm

I really wish that we had passed a comprehensive immigration bill because that would've really helped our country. — Condoleezza Rice

I was the happiest man in the world, happier than Bill Gates — Tamim Iqbal